The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/16/06
Season 2 E 131 • 10/16/2006
Stephen looks at the midterm elections, sees Republican scandals in a positive light, and gets his cheeks swabbed by lawyer Barry Scheck.

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The Colbert ReportS2 E104
David Gergen
Stephen has heard that David Gergen is a moderate Republican, and he wants some answers about exactly how that makes any sense.
10/15/2006
02:41
The Colbert ReportS2 E104
Sharing the Spotlight with Ahmadinejad
First Stephen had to share the cover of Newsweek with Iranian President Ahmadinejad -- and now he has to share "60 Minutes," too.
10/15/2006
03:16
The Colbert ReportS2 E104
The Word - Dumb-ocracy
Stephen doesn't like the idea of fining people who don't vote, since it punishes the poor. He'd prefer to pay the poor not to vote and empower them with lottery tickets.
10/15/2006
02:48
The Colbert ReportS2 E104
Hungarian Bridge Progress Report
Votes in favor of naming a bridge in Hungary after Stephen: 1,774. That's only 1,212,386 votes behind the leader!
10/15/2006
02:04
The Colbert ReportS2 E131
The Wave
Stephen has decided to honor Crazy George by starting the wave across all of Stadium America.
10/16/2006
02:22
The Colbert ReportS2 E131
Tip/Wag - Midterm Elections Edition
Stephen tips his hat to Air America for filing for bankruptcy protection at the right time -- just before midterm elections.
10/16/2006
02:37
The Colbert ReportS2 E131
Bush Impersonator Impersonator
Fox News gave poor marks to a Bush impersonator who appeared with Barbra Streisand, despite praising him when he appeared with Bush.
10/16/2006
04:09
The Colbert ReportS2 E131
The Word - Russian Dolls
The GOP needs something to help push the Foley mess off the front page, and Stephen has the answer: another, larger scandal.
10/16/2006
02:00
The Colbert ReportS2 E131
CBGB's
New York's famous CBGB's club closed over the weekend, causing Stephen to wax nostalgic about all the nights he went down there to yell at them for making too much noise.
10/16/2006
06:41
The Colbert ReportS2 E131
Barry Scheck
Barry Scheck does DNA testing trying to exonerate the wrongfully convicted. Stephen thinks he sounds soft on crime.
10/16/2006
00:30
The Colbert ReportS2 E131
Intro - 10/16/06
Stephen looks at the midterm elections, sees Republican scandals in a positive light, and gets his cheeks swabbed by lawyer Barry Scheck.
10/16/2006
01:57
The Colbert ReportS2 E132
Descending Screen
For the show's anniversary, Stephen has received a descending screen as a gift, as well as other descending things.
10/17/2006
00:40
The Colbert ReportS2 E132
Anniversary Cake
Someone very special to Stephen jumps out of his anniversary cake.
10/17/2006
01:38
The Colbert ReportS2 E132
Second Year Portrait
As a way to celebrate The Colbert Report's anniversary, Stephen commissioned a new portrait of himself to be painted.
10/17/2006
02:05
The Colbert ReportS2 E132
One Year Anniversary
Stephen gets choked up after realizing that he's affected Oprah's vocabulary.
10/17/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E132
Intro - 10/17/06
Tonight, Stephen celebrates The Colbert Report's first birthday, encourages more U.S. households to marry and interviews biologist Richard Dawkins.
10/17/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E132
Richard Dawkins
Biologist Richard Dawkins explains that he does not believe in God, but also that the world was not created randomly.
10/17/2006
02:17
The Colbert ReportS2 E132
The Word - Irreconcilable Differences
To bump up the numbers of married couples, Stephen suggests we enforce gays to marry.
10/17/2006
03:21
The Colbert ReportS2 E133
Sport Report - Smack Talk
Stephen encourages viewers to send in smack talk for the Saginaw Spirit's upcoming games.
10/18/2006
02:31
The Colbert ReportS2 E133
Elephant Vasectomies
Veterinarians are traveling to Africa to give elephants vasectomies in an effort to deal with overpopulation.
10/18/2006
02:29
The Colbert ReportS2 E133
Santorum's Iraqi Lord of the Rings
Rick Santorum metaphorically points out that the forces of evil are drawing near to Minas Tirith -- which, Stephen guesses, is Ohio.
10/18/2006
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