The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/16/06
Season 2 E 131 • 10/16/2006
The Republican Party is racked by scandals or, as Stephen calls them, "opportunidals."
David GergenThe Colbert ReportS2 E104
Stephen has heard that David Gergen is a moderate Republican, and he wants some answers about exactly how that makes any sense.
Sharing the Spotlight with AhmadinejadThe Colbert ReportS2 E104
First Stephen had to share the cover of Newsweek with Iranian President Ahmadinejad -- and now he has to share "60 Minutes," too.
The Word - Dumb-ocracyThe Colbert ReportS2 E104
Stephen doesn't like the idea of fining people who don't vote, since it punishes the poor. He'd prefer to pay the poor not to vote and empower them with lottery tickets.
Hungarian Bridge Progress ReportThe Colbert ReportS2 E104
Votes in favor of naming a bridge in Hungary after Stephen: 1,774. That's only 1,212,386 votes behind the leader!
The WaveThe Colbert ReportS2 E131
Stephen has decided to honor Crazy George by starting the wave across all of Stadium America.
Tip/Wag - Midterm Elections EditionThe Colbert ReportS2 E131
Stephen tips his hat to Air America for filing for bankruptcy protection at the right time -- just before midterm elections.
Bush Impersonator ImpersonatorThe Colbert ReportS2 E131
Fox News gave poor marks to a Bush impersonator who appeared with Barbra Streisand, despite praising him when he appeared with Bush.
The Word - Russian DollsThe Colbert ReportS2 E131
The GOP needs something to help push the Foley mess off the front page, and Stephen has the answer: another, larger scandal.
CBGB'sThe Colbert ReportS2 E131
New York's famous CBGB's club closed over the weekend, causing Stephen to wax nostalgic about all the nights he went down there to yell at them for making too much noise.
Barry ScheckThe Colbert ReportS2 E131
Barry Scheck does DNA testing trying to exonerate the wrongfully convicted. Stephen thinks he sounds soft on crime.
Intro - 10/16/06The Colbert ReportS2 E131
Stephen looks at the midterm elections, sees Republican scandals in a positive light, and gets his cheeks swabbed by lawyer Barry Scheck.
Descending ScreenThe Colbert ReportS2 E132
For the show's anniversary, Stephen has received a descending screen as a gift, as well as other descending things.
Anniversary CakeThe Colbert ReportS2 E132
Someone very special to Stephen jumps out of his anniversary cake.
Second Year PortraitThe Colbert ReportS2 E132
As a way to celebrate The Colbert Report's anniversary, Stephen commissioned a new portrait of himself to be painted.
One Year AnniversaryThe Colbert ReportS2 E132
Stephen gets choked up after realizing that he's affected Oprah's vocabulary.
Intro - 10/17/06The Colbert ReportS2 E132
Tonight, Stephen celebrates The Colbert Report's first birthday, encourages more U.S. households to marry and interviews biologist Richard Dawkins.
Richard DawkinsThe Colbert ReportS2 E132
Biologist Richard Dawkins explains that he does not believe in God, but also that the world was not created randomly.
The Word - Irreconcilable DifferencesThe Colbert ReportS2 E132
To bump up the numbers of married couples, Stephen suggests we enforce gays to marry.
Sport Report - Smack TalkThe Colbert ReportS2 E133
Stephen encourages viewers to send in smack talk for the Saginaw Spirit's upcoming games.
Elephant VasectomiesThe Colbert ReportS2 E133
Veterinarians are traveling to Africa to give elephants vasectomies in an effort to deal with overpopulation.
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