The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Friedrich Schiller

Season 6 • 03/29/2010

In the words of Friedrich Schiller, goodnight.

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00:03

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report, everybody.
03/18/2010
07:03

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Glenn Beck Attacks Social Justice - James Martin

James Martin works with the poor because he believes in capitalism, but he knows it doesn't provide for everyone.
03/18/2010
02:22

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Middle Eastern Dogs

Fundamentalist Fidos have infiltrated our borders and are lifting their legs on Lady Liberty.
03/18/2010
05:32

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Cheating Death - Clenched Fingers & Pill Reminder

An enzyme derived from gangrene treats clenched fingers, and an Internet-connected cap reminds you to take your pills.
03/18/2010
05:15

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Mary Matalin

Mary Matalin attempts to explain the Republican position on health care without using talking points.
03/18/2010
05:11

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Claire McCaskill

Claire McCaskill praises the health care reform bill and sends a message to Rush Limbaugh in Costa Rica.
03/29/2010
02:57

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Passover Dinner With Elijah

Stephen buys the most expensive bottle of Manischewitz for his Passover dinner with Elijah.
03/29/2010
04:05

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Geriatric Breeding Program

Stephen will capture and breed the elderly in captivity to save the senior population from vultures.
03/29/2010
04:24

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Passover Commercialism

Jewish families embrace the Christmas spirit of commercialism with "Jewpardy" and the Ten Plagues Finger Puppets.
03/29/2010
03:23

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The Word - Napoleon Blown Apart

The Republicans may have lost the health care fight, but that sets them up for real victory in November.
03/29/2010
00:04

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Sign Off - Friedrich Schiller

Stephen quotes Friedrich Schiller as he says goodnight.
03/29/2010
04:33

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The Word - Forgive and Forget

If the pope is responsible for a sex abuse cover-up, the Catholic Church needs to reassign him to a religion where nobody knows him.
03/30/2010
02:52

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Ricky Martin Is Gay

Stephen dismissed the rumors that Ricky Martin was gay back when he was a local anchor at WPTS Patterson Springs.
03/30/2010
05:22

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Thought for Food - Corn Diapers, Fatty Foods & Jamie Oliver

Babies can now poop in corn diapers, junk food is addictive, and Jamie Oliver shows American kids how chicken nuggets are made.
03/30/2010
00:14

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Sign Off - Pringles & Whipped Cream

Stephen signs off with his Pringles and whipped cream snack.
03/30/2010
06:25

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Simon Johnson

Simon Johnson believes the Obama administration hasn't done enough to prevent another financial crisis.
03/30/2010
00:31

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Intro - 3/30/10

Scandal rocks the church, Stephen looks at America's relationship with food, and Simon Johnson thinks banks have too much power.
03/30/2010
00:39

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Intro - 3/31/10

The federal government raids an anti-government militia, Easter gets attacked, and Craig Mullaney talks about fighting in Afghanistan.
03/31/2010
05:59

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Craig Mullaney

Craig Mullaney talks about the current military situation and the changing momentum in Afghanistan.
03/31/2010
02:58

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Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Awards

Stephen assumed that once you've won a Peabody, you just keep getting it -- like herpes.
03/31/2010
06:07

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Easter Under Attack - Peeps Display Update

John Pineau provides an update on the upcoming trial of a woman evicted for putting marshmallow Peeps on her apartment door.
03/31/2010
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