The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 04/26/2004
Since the ban on weekend drink specials, girls are going 28% less wild.
Arianna HuffingtonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Arianna Huffington supports John Kerry because when your house is on fire, that's not the time to talk about remodeling.
Headlines - Indictable BoyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
You could indict a ham sandwich, especially if it paid a younger ham sandwich millions of dollars, after allegedly going under his crust.
Safety Dance - RadioactivityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jewey P. Jewerton agrees with George W. Bush on Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's controversial new peace initiative.
Safety Dance - BiometricsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Retinal scans and fingerprint analysis would do nothing to thwart Stumpy the Blind Terrorist.
Crash At My PlaceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Edward Riddle's house has an insatiable appetite for cars, 23 in 19 years.
Happy Bearth DayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart is using rare Amazonian teak to club baby seals that are in his backyard.
Bob Kerrey Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bob Kerrey feels that John Kerry will have to revisit and justify statements he made in the 1970s.
Fertile GroundThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Last November, a law prohibiting partial birth abortion was signed by a who's who of who's not female.
Bob Kerrey Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Bush administration has been very difficult with the 9/11 commission.
Moment of Zen - Nothing ComplicatedThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A man with a megaphone orders pro-choice protestors to submit back to the kitchen.
Unhappy HourThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
If you want to eliminate binge drinking, you go for its root causes, like the fact that life is bullsh*t, man.
Moment of Zen - Draft CardsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Protesters burn draft cards outside a Boston courthouse before a group of high school boys push them.
Getting Drafty?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The military is stretched dangerously thin in Iraq, but Donald Rumsfeld believes they're doing just fine, thank you very much.
Heeb MagazineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon offers a free Heeb Magazine subscription to anyone who can prove they're a terrorist.
The Warp of the WorldsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
NASA introduces Gravity Probe B, a $750 million satellite designed to test several key components of the Theory of Relativity.
Rebecca Romijn-StamosThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon wants to get Rebecca Romijn-Stamos a Blockbuster membership.
Lost VegasThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Ed Helms visits Las Vegas -- a place that celebrates traditional American values -- and puts a premium on human dignity.
Symbol MindsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The new Iraq flag features a cartoon face representing how surprised Iraqis without water and electricity are to have a new flag.
OverdrawnThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
John Kerry's bank account, aka his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, is under scrutiny for not officially releasing her tax returns.
Fareed Zakaria Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Fareed Zakaria discusses the infeasibility of fighting terrorism in a traditional military way.
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