The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Unhappy Hour

Season 8 • 04/26/2004

Since the ban on weekend drink specials, girls are going 28% less wild.

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06:44

Arianna Huffington
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Arianna Huffington supports John Kerry because when your house is on fire, that's not the time to talk about remodeling.
04/22/2004
03:09

Headlines - Indictable Boy
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You could indict a ham sandwich, especially if it paid a younger ham sandwich millions of dollars, after allegedly going under his crust.
04/22/2004
02:03

Safety Dance - Radioactivity
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Jewey P. Jewerton agrees with George W. Bush on Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's controversial new peace initiative.
04/22/2004
01:59

Safety Dance - Biometrics
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Retinal scans and fingerprint analysis would do nothing to thwart Stumpy the Blind Terrorist.
04/22/2004
04:42

Crash At My Place
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Edward Riddle's house has an insatiable appetite for cars, 23 in 19 years.
04/22/2004
01:02

Happy Bearth Day
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Jon Stewart is using rare Amazonian teak to club baby seals that are in his backyard.
04/22/2004
02:45

Bob Kerrey Pt. 2
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Bob Kerrey feels that John Kerry will have to revisit and justify statements he made in the 1970s.
04/26/2004
05:57

Fertile Ground
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Last November, a law prohibiting partial birth abortion was signed by a who's who of who's not female.
04/26/2004
05:29

Bob Kerrey Pt. 1
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The Bush administration has been very difficult with the 9/11 commission.
04/26/2004
00:08

Moment of Zen - Nothing Complicated
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A man with a megaphone orders pro-choice protestors to submit back to the kitchen.
04/26/2004
04:27

Unhappy Hour
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If you want to eliminate binge drinking, you go for its root causes, like the fact that life is bullsh*t, man.
04/26/2004
00:15

Moment of Zen - Draft Cards
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Protesters burn draft cards outside a Boston courthouse before a group of high school boys push them.
04/27/2004
01:53

Getting Drafty?
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The military is stretched dangerously thin in Iraq, but Donald Rumsfeld believes they're doing just fine, thank you very much.
04/27/2004
01:34

Heeb Magazine
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Jon offers a free Heeb Magazine subscription to anyone who can prove they're a terrorist.
04/27/2004
02:29

The Warp of the Worlds
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NASA introduces Gravity Probe B, a $750 million satellite designed to test several key components of the Theory of Relativity.
04/27/2004
05:20

Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
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Jon wants to get Rebecca Romijn-Stamos a Blockbuster membership.
04/27/2004
04:20

Lost Vegas
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Ed Helms visits Las Vegas -- a place that celebrates traditional American values -- and puts a premium on human dignity.
04/27/2004
03:07

Symbol Minds
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The new Iraq flag features a cartoon face representing how surprised Iraqis without water and electricity are to have a new flag.
04/27/2004
01:25

Overdrawn
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John Kerry's bank account, aka his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, is under scrutiny for not officially releasing her tax returns.
04/28/2004
02:29

Fareed Zakaria Pt. 2
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Fareed Zakaria discusses the infeasibility of fighting terrorism in a traditional military way.
04/28/2004
04:40

We Love the 70s Edition
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If there's one thing the Bush administration will not tolerate, it is other people's secrecy.
04/28/2004
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