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Unhappy Hour
Season 8 • 04/26/2004
Since the ban on weekend drink specials, girls are going 28% less wild.
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Arianna Huffington
Arianna Huffington supports John Kerry because when your house is on fire, that's not the time to talk about remodeling.
04/22/2004
03:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Headlines - Indictable Boy
You could indict a ham sandwich, especially if it paid a younger ham sandwich millions of dollars, after allegedly going under his crust.
04/22/2004
02:03
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Safety Dance - Radioactivity
Jewey P. Jewerton agrees with George W. Bush on Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's controversial new peace initiative.
04/22/2004
01:59
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Safety Dance - Biometrics
Retinal scans and fingerprint analysis would do nothing to thwart Stumpy the Blind Terrorist.
04/22/2004
04:42
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Crash At My Place
Edward Riddle's house has an insatiable appetite for cars, 23 in 19 years.
04/22/2004
01:02
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Happy Bearth Day
Jon Stewart is using rare Amazonian teak to club baby seals that are in his backyard.
04/22/2004
02:45
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Bob Kerrey Pt. 2
Bob Kerrey feels that John Kerry will have to revisit and justify statements he made in the 1970s.
04/26/2004
05:57
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Fertile Ground
Last November, a law prohibiting partial birth abortion was signed by a who's who of who's not female.
04/26/2004
05:29
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Bob Kerrey Pt. 1
The Bush administration has been very difficult with the 9/11 commission.
04/26/2004
00:08
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Nothing Complicated
A man with a megaphone orders pro-choice protestors to submit back to the kitchen.
04/26/2004
04:27
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Unhappy Hour
If you want to eliminate binge drinking, you go for its root causes, like the fact that life is bullsh*t, man.
04/26/2004
00:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Draft Cards
Protesters burn draft cards outside a Boston courthouse before a group of high school boys push them.
04/27/2004
01:53
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Getting Drafty?
The military is stretched dangerously thin in Iraq, but Donald Rumsfeld believes they're doing just fine, thank you very much.
04/27/2004
01:34
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Heeb Magazine
Jon offers a free Heeb Magazine subscription to anyone who can prove they're a terrorist.
04/27/2004
02:29
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The Warp of the Worlds
NASA introduces Gravity Probe B, a $750 million satellite designed to test several key components of the Theory of Relativity.
04/27/2004
05:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Jon wants to get Rebecca Romijn-Stamos a Blockbuster membership.
04/27/2004
04:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Lost Vegas
Ed Helms visits Las Vegas -- a place that celebrates traditional American values -- and puts a premium on human dignity.
04/27/2004
03:07
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Symbol Minds
The new Iraq flag features a cartoon face representing how surprised Iraqis without water and electricity are to have a new flag.
04/27/2004
01:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Overdrawn
John Kerry's bank account, aka his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, is under scrutiny for not officially releasing her tax returns.
04/28/2004
02:29
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Fareed Zakaria Pt. 2
Fareed Zakaria discusses the infeasibility of fighting terrorism in a traditional military way.
04/28/2004
04:40
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
We Love the 70s Edition
If there's one thing the Bush administration will not tolerate, it is other people's secrecy.
04/28/2004
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