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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Indictable Boy
Season 8 • 04/22/2004
Jon Stewart spends four hours writing molestation jokes.
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03:59
Comfortably Dumb
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The warm-hearted hatred of one man brings an entire town of dumb clods together.
04/21/2004
00:29
Moment of Zen - Rocket Man
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
A rocket man in a jet back lifts off into the sky.
04/21/2004
03:30
Vet Offensive
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
John Kerry got a Snoopy Band-Aid for his Vietnam war wound.
04/21/2004
07:23
John Gibson
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
John Gibson suggests that Al Jazeera modeled its look and approach after Fox and then applied its own politics.
04/21/2004
00:11
Moment of Zen - Ruthless Enemy
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
President George W. Bush reports that our enemy is so ruthless there is no such thing as innocent or guilt.
04/22/2004
06:44
Arianna Huffington
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Arianna Huffington supports John Kerry because when your house is on fire, that's not the time to talk about remodeling.
04/22/2004
02:03
Safety Dance - Radioactivity
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jewey P. Jewerton agrees with George W. Bush on Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's controversial new peace initiative.
04/22/2004
01:59
Safety Dance - Biometrics
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Retinal scans and fingerprint analysis would do nothing to thwart Stumpy the Blind Terrorist.
04/22/2004
04:42
Crash At My Place
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Edward Riddle's house has an insatiable appetite for cars, 23 in 19 years.
04/22/2004
01:02
Happy Bearth Day
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon Stewart is using rare Amazonian teak to club baby seals that are in his backyard.
04/22/2004
03:09
Headlines - Indictable Boy
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
You could indict a ham sandwich, especially if it paid a younger ham sandwich millions of dollars, after allegedly going under his crust.
04/22/2004
02:45
Bob Kerrey Pt. 2
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Bob Kerrey feels that John Kerry will have to revisit and justify statements he made in the 1970s.
04/26/2004
05:57
Fertile Ground
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Last November, a law prohibiting partial birth abortion was signed by a who's who of who's not female.
04/26/2004
04:27
Unhappy Hour
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
If you want to eliminate binge drinking, you go for its root causes, like the fact that life is bullsh*t, man.
04/26/2004
05:29
Bob Kerrey Pt. 1
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The Bush administration has been very difficult with the 9/11 commission.
04/26/2004
00:08
Moment of Zen - Nothing Complicated
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
A man with a megaphone orders pro-choice protestors to submit back to the kitchen.
04/26/2004
00:15
Moment of Zen - Draft Cards
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Protesters burn draft cards outside a Boston courthouse before a group of high school boys push them.
04/27/2004
01:53
Getting Drafty?
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The military is stretched dangerously thin in Iraq, but Donald Rumsfeld believes they're doing just fine, thank you very much.
04/27/2004
01:34
Heeb Magazine
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon offers a free Heeb Magazine subscription to anyone who can prove they're a terrorist.
04/27/2004
02:29
The Warp of the Worlds
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
NASA introduces Gravity Probe B, a $750 million satellite designed to test several key components of the Theory of Relativity.
04/27/2004
05:20
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon wants to get Rebecca Romijn-Stamos a Blockbuster membership.
04/27/2004
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