The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Indictable Boy

Season 8 • 04/22/2004

Jon Stewart spends four hours writing molestation jokes.

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Comfortably Dumb

The warm-hearted hatred of one man brings an entire town of dumb clods together.
04/21/2004
00:29

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Moment of Zen - Rocket Man

A rocket man in a jet back lifts off into the sky.
04/21/2004
03:30

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Vet Offensive

John Kerry got a Snoopy Band-Aid for his Vietnam war wound.
04/21/2004
07:23

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John Gibson

John Gibson suggests that Al Jazeera modeled its look and approach after Fox and then applied its own politics.
04/21/2004
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Moment of Zen - Ruthless Enemy

President George W. Bush reports that our enemy is so ruthless there is no such thing as innocent or guilt.
04/22/2004
06:44

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Arianna Huffington

Arianna Huffington supports John Kerry because when your house is on fire, that's not the time to talk about remodeling.
04/22/2004
02:03

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Safety Dance - Radioactivity

Jewey P. Jewerton agrees with George W. Bush on Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's controversial new peace initiative.
04/22/2004
01:59

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Safety Dance - Biometrics

Retinal scans and fingerprint analysis would do nothing to thwart Stumpy the Blind Terrorist.
04/22/2004
04:42

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Crash At My Place

Edward Riddle's house has an insatiable appetite for cars, 23 in 19 years.
04/22/2004
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Happy Bearth Day

Jon Stewart is using rare Amazonian teak to club baby seals that are in his backyard.
04/22/2004
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Headlines - Indictable Boy

You could indict a ham sandwich, especially if it paid a younger ham sandwich millions of dollars, after allegedly going under his crust.
04/22/2004
02:45

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Bob Kerrey Pt. 2

Bob Kerrey feels that John Kerry will have to revisit and justify statements he made in the 1970s.
04/26/2004
05:57

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Fertile Ground

Last November, a law prohibiting partial birth abortion was signed by a who's who of who's not female.
04/26/2004
04:27

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Unhappy Hour

If you want to eliminate binge drinking, you go for its root causes, like the fact that life is bullsh*t, man.
04/26/2004
05:29

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Bob Kerrey Pt. 1

The Bush administration has been very difficult with the 9/11 commission.
04/26/2004
00:08

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Moment of Zen - Nothing Complicated

A man with a megaphone orders pro-choice protestors to submit back to the kitchen.
04/26/2004
00:15

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Moment of Zen - Draft Cards

Protesters burn draft cards outside a Boston courthouse before a group of high school boys push them.
04/27/2004
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Getting Drafty?

The military is stretched dangerously thin in Iraq, but Donald Rumsfeld believes they're doing just fine, thank you very much.
04/27/2004
01:34

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Heeb Magazine

Jon offers a free Heeb Magazine subscription to anyone who can prove they're a terrorist.
04/27/2004
02:29

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The Warp of the Worlds

NASA introduces Gravity Probe B, a $750 million satellite designed to test several key components of the Theory of Relativity.
04/27/2004
05:20

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Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

Jon wants to get Rebecca Romijn-Stamos a Blockbuster membership.
04/27/2004
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