The Colbert Report
A Message to Standard-Definition Cable Providers
Season 6 • 01/06/2010
Stephen delivers a message to the cable companies not broadcasting him in high definition.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Ideal or No Deal
Every time a young Muslim man arrives at the airport, the TSA should respectfully take him aside and give him an involuntary colonoscopy.
The Colbert ReportS6 Riley Crane
Riley Crane built a platform for viral collaboration to find DARPA's 10 red balloons randomly placed around the United States.
The Colbert ReportS6 High-Definition Advertising
High definition allows Stephen to sell ad space inside each of his now-visible facial pores.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 1/5/10
The military responds to the underwear bomber, Zhu Zhu Pets turn on America, and Riley Crane finds 10 balloons.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Stephen Draws Woodstock
Stephen perfects his drawing of Woodstock on the magic monitor.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 1/6/10
The Senate and House debate health care, and Charles Moore discovers a floating patch of garbage in the Pacific Ocean.
The Colbert ReportS6 Alpha Dog of the Week - Domino's Pizza
Domino's boldly embraces the universal condemnation of their product and asks its customers to come back for more.
The Colbert ReportS6 Drag Me to Health - Ezra Klein & Linda Douglass
Ezra Klein believes the health care bill is pretty moderate, and Linda Douglass addresses Erick Erickson.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Not Stephen's Show
Stay tuned for 23 and a half hours of not Stephen's show.
The Colbert ReportS6 Charles Moore
Charles Moore talks about the garbage patch that's turning the Pacific Ocean into a plastic wasteland.
The Colbert ReportS6 A Message to Standard-Definition Cable Providers
Stephen has a special message for all the cable providers broadcasting him in standard definition.
The Colbert ReportS6 Fatal Subtraction - Barry Scheck
Barry Scheck explains how the Innocence Project uses DNA evidence to exonerate innocent people.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tip/Wag - Burj Dubai, Avatar & Transgender Appointees
Dubai builds the world's tallest tower, "Avatar" makes a billion dollars, and Henry Kissinger puts transgender rumors to rest.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 1/7/10
America executes fewer prisoners, the Obama administration makes a shocking appointment, and James Fowler discusses the power of social networks.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen takes a break from reading the Bible to say goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS6 Failure to Connect the Dots
Stephen shows how easy it is to connect the dots to the underwear bomber on his T.G.I. Jihad's placemat.
The Colbert ReportS6 James Fowler
James Fowler talks about the strong influence of social networks and how they affect our lives.
The Colbert ReportS6 Colbert Platinum - Estate Tax & Skull Ballot Box
Congress lets the estate tax expire, and a member of Yale's Skull and Bones secret society auctions off a human skull ballot box.
The Colbert ReportS6 Harry Reid's Racial Praise
With his faint praise of Barack Obama, Harry Reid ushers the word "negro" back into the common parlance.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Stephen Will Be Right Back
If you're just tuning in, Stephen will be right back after this long break.
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