The Colbert Report
A Message to Standard-Definition Cable Providers
Season 6 • 01/06/2010
Stephen delivers a message to the cable companies not broadcasting him in high definition.
The Word - Ideal or No DealThe Colbert ReportS6
Every time a young Muslim man arrives at the airport, the TSA should respectfully take him aside and give him an involuntary colonoscopy.
Riley CraneThe Colbert ReportS6
Riley Crane built a platform for viral collaboration to find DARPA's 10 red balloons randomly placed around the United States.
High-Definition AdvertisingThe Colbert ReportS6
High definition allows Stephen to sell ad space inside each of his now-visible facial pores.
Intro - 1/5/10The Colbert ReportS6
The military responds to the underwear bomber, Zhu Zhu Pets turn on America, and Riley Crane finds 10 balloons.
Sign Off - Stephen Draws WoodstockThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen perfects his drawing of Woodstock on the magic monitor.
Intro - 1/6/10The Colbert ReportS6
The Senate and House debate health care, and Charles Moore discovers a floating patch of garbage in the Pacific Ocean.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Domino's PizzaThe Colbert ReportS6
Domino's boldly embraces the universal condemnation of their product and asks its customers to come back for more.
Drag Me to Health - Ezra Klein & Linda DouglassThe Colbert ReportS6
Ezra Klein believes the health care bill is pretty moderate, and Linda Douglass addresses Erick Erickson.
Sign Off - Not Stephen's ShowThe Colbert ReportS6
Stay tuned for 23 and a half hours of not Stephen's show.
Charles MooreThe Colbert ReportS6
Charles Moore talks about the garbage patch that's turning the Pacific Ocean into a plastic wasteland.
A Message to Standard-Definition Cable ProvidersThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen has a special message for all the cable providers broadcasting him in standard definition.
Fatal Subtraction - Barry ScheckThe Colbert ReportS6
Barry Scheck explains how the Innocence Project uses DNA evidence to exonerate innocent people.
Tip/Wag - Burj Dubai, Avatar & Transgender AppointeesThe Colbert ReportS6
Dubai builds the world's tallest tower, "Avatar" makes a billion dollars, and Henry Kissinger puts transgender rumors to rest.
Intro - 1/7/10The Colbert ReportS6
America executes fewer prisoners, the Obama administration makes a shocking appointment, and James Fowler discusses the power of social networks.
Sign Off - GoodnightThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen takes a break from reading the Bible to say goodnight.
Failure to Connect the DotsThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen shows how easy it is to connect the dots to the underwear bomber on his T.G.I. Jihad's placemat.
James FowlerThe Colbert ReportS6
James Fowler talks about the strong influence of social networks and how they affect our lives.
Colbert Platinum - Estate Tax & Skull Ballot BoxThe Colbert ReportS6
Congress lets the estate tax expire, and a member of Yale's Skull and Bones secret society auctions off a human skull ballot box.
Harry Reid's Racial PraiseThe Colbert ReportS6
With his faint praise of Barack Obama, Harry Reid ushers the word "negro" back into the common parlance.
Sign Off - Stephen Will Be Right BackThe Colbert ReportS6
If you're just tuning in, Stephen will be right back after this long break.
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