The Colbert Report

The Word - Ideal or No Deal

Season 6 • 01/05/2010

Racial profiling is a security measure that will keep America safe from terrorism.

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01:54

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Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts

Stephen tries curling -- the sport of kings, if your kingdom contains nothing but ice-cold rocks.
01/04/2010
01:53

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Genitalia Bomb Threat

Terrorists will be able to fool the TSA full-body scans by designing a bomb that looks like genitalia.
01/04/2010
06:12

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Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts - Colbert vs. Shuster

Stephen puts his rocks on the ice and competes for a place on the U.S. curling team.
01/04/2010
01:30

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Intro - Goodbye, Old Set

Stephen gets a whole new set, which means it's time to say a goodbye to some old friends.
01/04/2010
02:13

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Night of Terror - The Crapification of the American Pant-Scape

Airport crotch screening won't be inconvenient for frequent travelers who have a government-issued photo ID of their balls.
01/05/2010
06:22

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Better Know an Enemy - Yemen

Stephen wants to scare the crap out of you about Yemen with his new high-definition magic monitor.
01/05/2010
06:04

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Riley Crane

Riley Crane built a platform for viral collaboration to find DARPA's 10 red balloons randomly placed around the United States.
01/05/2010
00:49

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High-Definition Advertising

High definition allows Stephen to sell ad space inside each of his now-visible facial pores.
01/05/2010
00:32

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Intro - 1/5/10

The military responds to the underwear bomber, Zhu Zhu Pets turn on America, and Riley Crane finds 10 balloons.
01/05/2010
00:28

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Sign Off - Stephen Draws Woodstock

Stephen perfects his drawing of Woodstock on the magic monitor.
01/05/2010
03:41

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The Word - Ideal or No Deal

Every time a young Muslim man arrives at the airport, the TSA should respectfully take him aside and give him an involuntary colonoscopy.
01/05/2010
00:53

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A Message to Standard-Definition Cable Providers

Stephen has a special message for all the cable providers broadcasting him in standard definition.
01/06/2010
00:35

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Intro - 1/6/10

The Senate and House debate health care, and Charles Moore discovers a floating patch of garbage in the Pacific Ocean.
01/06/2010
04:14

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Domino's Pizza

Domino's boldly embraces the universal condemnation of their product and asks its customers to come back for more.
01/06/2010
08:03

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Drag Me to Health - Ezra Klein & Linda Douglass

Ezra Klein believes the health care bill is pretty moderate, and Linda Douglass addresses Erick Erickson.
01/06/2010
00:14

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Sign Off - Not Stephen's Show

Stay tuned for 23 and a half hours of not Stephen's show.
01/06/2010
04:58

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Charles Moore

Charles Moore talks about the garbage patch that's turning the Pacific Ocean into a plastic wasteland.
01/06/2010
07:40

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Fatal Subtraction - Barry Scheck

Barry Scheck explains how the Innocence Project uses DNA evidence to exonerate innocent people.
01/07/2010
04:48

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Tip/Wag - Burj Dubai, Avatar & Transgender Appointees

Dubai builds the world's tallest tower, "Avatar" makes a billion dollars, and Henry Kissinger puts transgender rumors to rest.
01/07/2010
00:35

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Intro - 1/7/10

America executes fewer prisoners, the Obama administration makes a shocking appointment, and James Fowler discusses the power of social networks.
01/07/2010
00:04

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen takes a break from reading the Bible to say goodnight.
01/07/2010
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