The Colbert Report
The Word - Ideal or No Deal
Season 6 • 01/05/2010
Racial profiling is a security measure that will keep America safe from terrorism.
Skate Expectations - Curling Team TryoutsThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen tries curling -- the sport of kings, if your kingdom contains nothing but ice-cold rocks.
Genitalia Bomb ThreatThe Colbert ReportS6
Terrorists will be able to fool the TSA full-body scans by designing a bomb that looks like genitalia.
Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts - Colbert vs. ShusterThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen puts his rocks on the ice and competes for a place on the U.S. curling team.
Intro - Goodbye, Old SetThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen gets a whole new set, which means it's time to say a goodbye to some old friends.
Night of Terror - The Crapification of the American Pant-ScapeThe Colbert ReportS6
Airport crotch screening won't be inconvenient for frequent travelers who have a government-issued photo ID of their balls.
Better Know an Enemy - YemenThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wants to scare the crap out of you about Yemen with his new high-definition magic monitor.
Riley CraneThe Colbert ReportS6
Riley Crane built a platform for viral collaboration to find DARPA's 10 red balloons randomly placed around the United States.
High-Definition AdvertisingThe Colbert ReportS6
High definition allows Stephen to sell ad space inside each of his now-visible facial pores.
Intro - 1/5/10The Colbert ReportS6
The military responds to the underwear bomber, Zhu Zhu Pets turn on America, and Riley Crane finds 10 balloons.
Sign Off - Stephen Draws WoodstockThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen perfects his drawing of Woodstock on the magic monitor.
The Word - Ideal or No DealThe Colbert ReportS6
Every time a young Muslim man arrives at the airport, the TSA should respectfully take him aside and give him an involuntary colonoscopy.
A Message to Standard-Definition Cable ProvidersThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen has a special message for all the cable providers broadcasting him in standard definition.
Intro - 1/6/10The Colbert ReportS6
The Senate and House debate health care, and Charles Moore discovers a floating patch of garbage in the Pacific Ocean.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Domino's PizzaThe Colbert ReportS6
Domino's boldly embraces the universal condemnation of their product and asks its customers to come back for more.
Drag Me to Health - Ezra Klein & Linda DouglassThe Colbert ReportS6
Ezra Klein believes the health care bill is pretty moderate, and Linda Douglass addresses Erick Erickson.
Sign Off - Not Stephen's ShowThe Colbert ReportS6
Stay tuned for 23 and a half hours of not Stephen's show.
Charles MooreThe Colbert ReportS6
Charles Moore talks about the garbage patch that's turning the Pacific Ocean into a plastic wasteland.
Fatal Subtraction - Barry ScheckThe Colbert ReportS6
Barry Scheck explains how the Innocence Project uses DNA evidence to exonerate innocent people.
Tip/Wag - Burj Dubai, Avatar & Transgender AppointeesThe Colbert ReportS6
Dubai builds the world's tallest tower, "Avatar" makes a billion dollars, and Henry Kissinger puts transgender rumors to rest.
Intro - 1/7/10The Colbert ReportS6
America executes fewer prisoners, the Obama administration makes a shocking appointment, and James Fowler discusses the power of social networks.
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