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Sign Off - Stephen Draws Woodstock

Season 6 • 01/05/2010

Stephen practices drawing Woodstock on his magic monitor.

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Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts
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Stephen tries curling -- the sport of kings, if your kingdom contains nothing but ice-cold rocks.
01/04/2010
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Genitalia Bomb Threat
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Terrorists will be able to fool the TSA full-body scans by designing a bomb that looks like genitalia.
01/04/2010
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Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts - Colbert vs. Shuster
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Stephen puts his rocks on the ice and competes for a place on the U.S. curling team.
01/04/2010
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Intro - Goodbye, Old Set
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Stephen gets a whole new set, which means it's time to say a goodbye to some old friends.
01/04/2010
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Night of Terror - The Crapification of the American Pant-Scape
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Airport crotch screening won't be inconvenient for frequent travelers who have a government-issued photo ID of their balls.
01/05/2010
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Better Know an Enemy - Yemen
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Stephen wants to scare the crap out of you about Yemen with his new high-definition magic monitor.
01/05/2010
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The Word - Ideal or No Deal
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Every time a young Muslim man arrives at the airport, the TSA should respectfully take him aside and give him an involuntary colonoscopy.
01/05/2010
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Riley Crane
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Riley Crane built a platform for viral collaboration to find DARPA's 10 red balloons randomly placed around the United States.
01/05/2010
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High-Definition Advertising
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High definition allows Stephen to sell ad space inside each of his now-visible facial pores.
01/05/2010
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Intro - 1/5/10
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The military responds to the underwear bomber, Zhu Zhu Pets turn on America, and Riley Crane finds 10 balloons.
01/05/2010
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Sign Off - Stephen Draws Woodstock
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Stephen perfects his drawing of Woodstock on the magic monitor.
01/05/2010
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00:53

A Message to Standard-Definition Cable Providers
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Stephen has a special message for all the cable providers broadcasting him in standard definition.
01/06/2010
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Intro - 1/6/10
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The Senate and House debate health care, and Charles Moore discovers a floating patch of garbage in the Pacific Ocean.
01/06/2010
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Alpha Dog of the Week - Domino's Pizza
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Domino's boldly embraces the universal condemnation of their product and asks its customers to come back for more.
01/06/2010
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Drag Me to Health - Ezra Klein & Linda Douglass
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Ezra Klein believes the health care bill is pretty moderate, and Linda Douglass addresses Erick Erickson.
01/06/2010
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Sign Off - Not Stephen's Show
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Stay tuned for 23 and a half hours of not Stephen's show.
01/06/2010
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Charles Moore
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Charles Moore talks about the garbage patch that's turning the Pacific Ocean into a plastic wasteland.
01/06/2010
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Fatal Subtraction - Barry Scheck
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Barry Scheck explains how the Innocence Project uses DNA evidence to exonerate innocent people.
01/07/2010
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Tip/Wag - Burj Dubai, Avatar & Transgender Appointees
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Dubai builds the world's tallest tower, "Avatar" makes a billion dollars, and Henry Kissinger puts transgender rumors to rest.
01/07/2010
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Intro - 1/7/10
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America executes fewer prisoners, the Obama administration makes a shocking appointment, and James Fowler discusses the power of social networks.
01/07/2010
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Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen takes a break from reading the Bible to say goodnight.
01/07/2010
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