The Colbert Report
Intro - 9/25/06
Season 2 E 119 • 09/25/2006
Hugo Chavez thinks Bush makes the UN smell like sulfur, but he who smelt it, probably dealt it.
The Colbert ReportS2 E118Daniel Ellsberg
Stephen has a beef with Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971.
The Colbert ReportS2 E118Days of Repentance Hotline
Oh, sons of David and daughters of Ruth, Stephen awaits your apologies for all the wrongs you committed against him this year.
The Colbert ReportS2 E118Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 5th - Paul Aronsohn
Stephen uses role-playing to give Paul Aronsohn a chance to debate his opponent.
The Colbert ReportS2 E118Sign Off - Pentagon Papers
Daniel Ellsberg calls Stephen to apologize for not releasing the Pentagon Papers sooner than he did.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Fun in the Sun
Stephen shows you how you can minimize your tax exposure while maximizing your tan.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Buy This Book
Don't buy a book because it was held up by some Venezuelan windbag. Buy a book because it was held up by some American windbag.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Arianna Huffington
No matter what Arianna Huffington says, fear is a great motivator. It got Stephen through every term paper he ever had.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Green Screen Challenge - Goodbye, Darth Maul!
Stephen avenges Gui-Gon Jinn's death at the hands of Darth Maul.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Heritage
There is one son of Abraham that Stephen is really looking forward to hearing from this Rosh Hashanah.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119The Word - Opposition Party
The Democrats finally stood up to the president on torture and said, "We're just gonna wait over here, you guys tell us when you're done."
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Intro - 9/25/06
Hugo Chavez calls Bush "the devil," the Senate compromises on detainee rights, and Stephen talks to Arianna Huffington about her new book.
The Colbert ReportS2 E120The Word - Good Morning
The best way to fight evil Islamic fanaticism is with good Christian fanaticism.
The Colbert ReportS2 E120Ted Danson
Stephen asks Ted Danson why his new sitcom doesn't take place underwater.
The Colbert ReportS2 E120Alpha Dog of the Week - Tom Selleck
Stephen honors Tom Selleck, star of "Three Men and a Heavily Armed Baby."
The Colbert ReportS2 E120Frank Rich Calls In
Frank Rich calls Stephen on the atone phone, and Stephen is disappointed with his message.
The Colbert ReportS2 E120Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake doesn't show up to his debate with Stephen, so Stephen wins.
The Colbert ReportS2 E120Intro - 9/26/06
Stephen takes a look at Jesus camp, warns of the Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse, and sits down with actor Ted Danson.
The Colbert ReportS2 E121The Word - Iraq
Due to dramatic stories and shiny pictures, Stephen totally forgot about that war over there.
The Colbert ReportS2 E121Oprah and Friends
Stephen is inspired because he spent the whole day listening to Oprah and Friends on XM Radio.
The Colbert ReportS2 E121Tip/Wag - George Clooney
Stephen tips his hat to Chevrolet and George Clooney, but wags his finger at Bill Cosby and food labels.
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