The Colbert Report
Intro - 9/25/06
Season 2 E 119 • 09/25/2006
Hugo Chavez thinks Bush makes the UN smell like sulfur, but he who smelt it, probably dealt it.
Daniel EllsbergThe Colbert ReportS2 E118
Stephen has a beef with Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971.
Days of Repentance HotlineThe Colbert ReportS2 E118
Oh, sons of David and daughters of Ruth, Stephen awaits your apologies for all the wrongs you committed against him this year.
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 5th - Paul AronsohnThe Colbert ReportS2 E118
Stephen uses role-playing to give Paul Aronsohn a chance to debate his opponent.
Sign Off - Pentagon PapersThe Colbert ReportS2 E118
Daniel Ellsberg calls Stephen to apologize for not releasing the Pentagon Papers sooner than he did.
Fun in the SunThe Colbert ReportS2 E119
Stephen shows you how you can minimize your tax exposure while maximizing your tan.
Buy This BookThe Colbert ReportS2 E119
Don't buy a book because it was held up by some Venezuelan windbag. Buy a book because it was held up by some American windbag.
Arianna HuffingtonThe Colbert ReportS2 E119
No matter what Arianna Huffington says, fear is a great motivator. It got Stephen through every term paper he ever had.
Green Screen Challenge - Goodbye, Darth Maul!The Colbert ReportS2 E119
Stephen avenges Gui-Gon Jinn's death at the hands of Darth Maul.
HeritageThe Colbert ReportS2 E119
There is one son of Abraham that Stephen is really looking forward to hearing from this Rosh Hashanah.
The Word - Opposition PartyThe Colbert ReportS2 E119
The Democrats finally stood up to the president on torture and said, "We're just gonna wait over here, you guys tell us when you're done."
Intro - 9/25/06The Colbert ReportS2 E119
Hugo Chavez calls Bush "the devil," the Senate compromises on detainee rights, and Stephen talks to Arianna Huffington about her new book.
The Word - Good MorningThe Colbert ReportS2 E120
The best way to fight evil Islamic fanaticism is with good Christian fanaticism.
Ted DansonThe Colbert ReportS2 E120
Stephen asks Ted Danson why his new sitcom doesn't take place underwater.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Tom SelleckThe Colbert ReportS2 E120
Stephen honors Tom Selleck, star of "Three Men and a Heavily Armed Baby."
Frank Rich Calls InThe Colbert ReportS2 E120
Frank Rich calls Stephen on the atone phone, and Stephen is disappointed with his message.
Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Justin TimberlakeThe Colbert ReportS2 E120
Justin Timberlake doesn't show up to his debate with Stephen, so Stephen wins.
Intro - 9/26/06The Colbert ReportS2 E120
Stephen takes a look at Jesus camp, warns of the Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse, and sits down with actor Ted Danson.
The Word - IraqThe Colbert ReportS2 E121
Due to dramatic stories and shiny pictures, Stephen totally forgot about that war over there.
Oprah and FriendsThe Colbert ReportS2 E121
Stephen is inspired because he spent the whole day listening to Oprah and Friends on XM Radio.
Tip/Wag - George ClooneyThe Colbert ReportS2 E121
Stephen tips his hat to Chevrolet and George Clooney, but wags his finger at Bill Cosby and food labels.
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