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Days of Repentance Hotline
Season 2 E 118 • 09/21/2006
Attention Jewish enemies of Stephen: You have till Yom Kippur to apologize.
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00:58
The Colbert Report
S2 E117
Green Screen Challenge - Typical Democrats
Stephen fights off a horrifying Pelosi-Kennedy-Dean-robot hybrid.
09/20/2006
02:47
The Colbert Report
S2 E117
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - The MacArthur Foundation
Stephen takes the MacArthur Foundation to task for not awarding him its annual genius grant.
09/20/2006
02:10
The Colbert Report
S2 E117
Green Screen Challenge - The Challenge Continues
President Bush holds court with the Neimoidians, and Stephen fights robots in space.
09/20/2006
03:59
The Colbert Report
S2 E117
The Word - Lose
Stephen has a foolproof way for the Republicans to win the 2006 midterm elections.
09/20/2006
06:52
The Colbert Report
S2 E117
James Carville
Stephen asks James Carville how he ever made the transition from the backstabbing, egocentric world of Washington to Hollywood.
09/20/2006
03:52
The Colbert Report
S2 E118
Daniel Golden
Putting poor kids in college with wealthy kids is just going to lead to self-esteem issues for them.
09/21/2006
00:37
The Colbert Report
S2 E118
Intro - 9/21/06
America's top colleges cancel early admission, Stephen profiles New Jersey's 5th district, and Daniel Ellsberg discusses a possible war in Iran.
09/21/2006
05:52
The Colbert Report
S2 E118
Daniel Ellsberg
Stephen has a beef with Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971.
09/21/2006
06:15
The Colbert Report
S2 E118
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 5th - Paul Aronsohn
Stephen uses role-playing to give Paul Aronsohn a chance to debate his opponent.
09/21/2006
00:33
The Colbert Report
S2 E118
Sign Off - Pentagon Papers
Daniel Ellsberg calls Stephen to apologize for not releasing the Pentagon Papers sooner than he did.
09/21/2006
02:50
The Colbert Report
S2 E118
Days of Repentance Hotline
Oh, sons of David and daughters of Ruth, Stephen awaits your apologies for all the wrongs you committed against him this year.
09/21/2006
00:33
The Colbert Report
S2 E119
Intro - 9/25/06
Hugo Chavez calls Bush "the devil," the Senate compromises on detainee rights, and Stephen talks to Arianna Huffington about her new book.
09/25/2006
01:52
The Colbert Report
S2 E119
Fun in the Sun
Stephen shows you how you can minimize your tax exposure while maximizing your tan.
09/25/2006
02:14
The Colbert Report
S2 E119
Buy This Book
Don't buy a book because it was held up by some Venezuelan windbag. Buy a book because it was held up by some American windbag.
09/25/2006
06:45
The Colbert Report
S2 E119
Arianna Huffington
No matter what Arianna Huffington says, fear is a great motivator. It got Stephen through every term paper he ever had.
09/25/2006
01:47
The Colbert Report
S2 E119
Green Screen Challenge - Goodbye, Darth Maul!
Stephen avenges Gui-Gon Jinn's death at the hands of Darth Maul.
09/25/2006
03:28
The Colbert Report
S2 E119
Heritage
There is one son of Abraham that Stephen is really looking forward to hearing from this Rosh Hashanah.
09/25/2006
03:04
The Colbert Report
S2 E119
The Word - Opposition Party
The Democrats finally stood up to the president on torture and said, "We're just gonna wait over here, you guys tell us when you're done."
09/25/2006
03:22
The Colbert Report
S2 E120
The Word - Good Morning
The best way to fight evil Islamic fanaticism is with good Christian fanaticism.
09/26/2006
06:21
The Colbert Report
S2 E120
Ted Danson
Stephen asks Ted Danson why his new sitcom doesn't take place underwater.
09/26/2006
01:32
The Colbert Report
S2 E120
Alpha Dog of the Week - Tom Selleck
Stephen honors Tom Selleck, star of "Three Men and a Heavily Armed Baby."
09/26/2006
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