The Colbert Report

Mubarak, Mu Problems

Season 7 • 01/31/2011

At 82 years old, Hosni Mubarak rules Egypt with more of a calcium deposit fist.

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Gordita Supreme Court

Taco Bell's meat mixture doesn't satisfy the USDA's minimum requirements to be called beef.
01/27/2011
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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
01/27/2011
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Intro - 1/27/11

Stephen wonders if ESP exists, covers Taco Bell's broiled controversy and asks Brian Greene if there's a parallel universe where people still buy books.
01/27/2011
07:45

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Time-Traveling Porn - Daryl Bem

Stephen uses the power of time-traveling porn to predict the 2012 presidential election, and Daryl Bem discusses his theory of extrasensory pornception.
01/27/2011
02:12

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Candyquake

Stephen warned members of the Colbert Nation about thundersnow exactly five years to the day before New York was hit again.
01/27/2011
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Mubarak, Mu Problems - Samer Shehata

Samer Shehata believes the U.S. can push for a stable Middle East by supporting the 83 million Egyptians rising up.
01/31/2011
03:03

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Un-American News - Kim Jong-il's Furry Hat

Decades of autocratic rule appear to be coming to an end for Kim Jong-il's furry hat.
01/31/2011
00:06

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Sign Off - Kim Jong-bear

Stephen signs off with his furry North Korean dictator hat.
01/31/2011
05:12

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Paul Offit

Paul Offit believes the visibility of the smallpox vaccination scar during swimsuit season is a small price to pay for better health.
01/31/2011
00:32

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Intro - 1/31/11

Egypt is burning, there's a breakthrough in taser technology, and Dr. Paul Offit talks about the importance of vaccines.
01/31/2011
02:53

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Mubarak, Mu Problems

The Egyptian people should hold a special election to choose between Hosni Mubarak, Hosno McBarak and Hosna Mooburka.
01/31/2011
03:10

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Hosni Mubarak Will Not Run Again

Hosni Mubarak is out, but Sean Hannity knows that the Egyptian uprising won't necessarily end in democracy.
02/01/2011
00:06

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Sign Off - DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz

Stephen signs off with a DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz box.
02/01/2011
04:31

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Wal-Mart Collaborates With Obama Administration - Leslie Dach

Leslie Dach confirms the ugly rumors that Wal-Mart is collaborating with the Obama administration to sell fruits and vegetables at a lower price.
02/01/2011
02:52

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Thought for Food - Nestle Corporation

Thanks to the Nestle Corporation, nearly a third of Americans will never get the chance to be obese.
02/01/2011
05:52

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Michael Lewis

Michael Lewis explains how Wall Street got so good at disguising bad loans that they bought some for themselves.
02/01/2011
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Thought for Food - Wyngz & Wal-Mart

DiGiorno packages wyngz, and Wal-Mart helps Michelle Obama in her socialist scheme to end childhood obesity.
02/01/2011
00:29

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Intro - 2/2/11

America must break its dependency on foreign turmoil, and Sean Kelly has a new book about classic literature.
02/02/2011
05:09

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Tip/Wag - British Superman & Big Flats Beer

A British actor is cast as the next Superman, and Walgreens offers a discount beer for 50 cents a can.
02/02/2011
03:29

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Crisis in Egypt

Christiane Aman-purr must decide whether Egypt's revolution is a democratic uprising or an Islamic power grab.
02/02/2011
00:07

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Sign Off - Christiane Aman-purr & Big Flats Beer

Stephen signs off with Christiane Aman-purr and a can of Big Flats beer.
02/02/2011
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