The Colbert Report

Intro - 11/1/07

Season 3 • 11/01/2007

Should Stephen's first campaign pledge be to raise taxes or to cut and run?

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04:59

The Word - Job Description
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We've heard about immigration, health care, and who can say "9/11" five times fast with crackers in his mouth, but no candidate has given a job description of the presidency.
10/31/2007
03:17

Democra-SEE, Democra-DO - Elections
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America is in the middle of an election, so of course other little countries are holding their own adorable little elections, too.
10/31/2007
02:10

Hallo-Weening
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Stephen wishes he could wish everyone a happy Halloween, but he doesn't believe in celebrating panhandling.
10/31/2007
02:04

Obama's Grit-Off Challenge
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Stephen knew presidential politics could get personal, but he never guessed it would get as dirty as Barack Obama challenging him to a grit-off.
10/31/2007
00:34

Intro - 10/31/07
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Vladimir Putin's chances in elections around the world, how Bush reshaped the presidency, and proof of the old saying, "If at first you don't succeed, invade Iran."
10/31/2007
05:44

Lawrence Wilkerson
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Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson believes the upper strata of the Bush administration hijacked strategy in Iraq. Stephen asks who should have done so instead.
10/31/2007
00:19

Hail to the Cheese - Donors Choose
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Stephen's campaign for president may be over, but you can still help him win.
11/01/2007
05:19

Walter Kirn
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Walter Kirn thinks multi-tasking is dangerous. Stephen thinks it's as safe as juggling while driving.
11/01/2007
06:49

Hail to the Cheese - Ballot Issues
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Will Stephen's name appear on the South Carolina Democrat Party ballot?
11/01/2007
06:38

Hail to the Cheese - Democratic Executive Council
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Stephen enters the belly of the beast in an attempt to win some bleeding hearts and minds.
11/01/2007
00:33

Intro - 11/1/07
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In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with Walter Kirn and finds out if he's on the ballot as a Democrat.
11/01/2007
00:15

Sign Off - Buy American
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If anybody's driving a black Ford Explorer, thank you.
11/09/2007
00:30

Intro - 11/9/06
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Stephen wonders about Vladimir Putin's future, questions the single black Republican and talks to Segway inventor Dean Kamen.
11/09/2007
07:26

Dean Kamen
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Stephen asks Segway inventor Dean Kamen if wheelchairs that can climb stairs spell the end of handicapped parking.
11/09/2007
05:27

P.K. Winsome - A Journey Home
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P.K. Winsome hits the streets of Harlem, works on his jump shot and reminds people to vote Republican.
11/09/2007
03:53

Shout Out! - Michael Rehm
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In the South Pole Minute, Stephen covers penguins, ice core samples and upper-atmosphere physics.
11/09/2007
02:28

The Word - Putin '08
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With the Republicans' recent loss of majority in the House, Stephen has the perfect politician for '08 GOP nomination: Vladimir Putin.
11/09/2007
04:09

Richard Freeman
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Stephen tells Richard Freeman that capitalists are the chickens and workers are the eggs that we have the right to scramble.
01/07/2008
02:04

Nothing in the Prompters
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Stephen learns that writers are actually responsible for what he says.
01/07/2008
05:22

Democratic Change - Andrew Sullivan
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Andrew Sullivan is an expert on change because he changed into a Democrat.
01/07/2008
07:24

2008 Election
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Stephen wraps up the Iowa Caucus and reveals that he's the one who can stop Barack Obama.
01/07/2008
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