The Colbert Report

Intro - 4/28/11

Season 7 • 04/28/2011

If Stephen catches the bouquet from the royal wedding, will he be England's rose?

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04:14

Anderson Cooper Goes on the Absurd-U-Chart
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Anderson Cooper and his RidicuList go on the chart reserved for things that Stephen finds offensively absurd.
04/27/2011
05:34

Ice-T
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Even though Ice-T has never done drugs, Stephen wants to know where to score some pure, uncut street cred.
04/27/2011
00:34

Intro - 4/27/11
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The new danger in air travel comes with a $25 fee, MSNBC steals CNN's viewer, and Ice-T talks about his memoir.
04/27/2011
05:34

America Needs to See Obama's Report Cards
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Barack Obama releases his long-form birth certificate, but Donald Trump wants the president's Occidental records.
04/27/2011
00:19

Sign Off - Goodnight in Spanish
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For tonight's goodnight in Spanish, please pack your bags and leave the country.
04/27/2011
00:19

Sign Off - Off to the Royal Wedding
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Stephen still doesn't have an invitation to the royal wedding, but he's going anyway.
04/28/2011
05:28

Wade Graham
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Wade Graham reveals what American gardens in closets with grow lights say about the culture.
04/28/2011
04:37

Homeland Security Eliminates Color-Coded Terror Alert System
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Stephen unclenches his sphincter when he realizes a government color chart no longer validates his paranoia.
04/28/2011
06:13

Progressives United - Russ Feingold
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Russ Feingold starts Progressives United to muzzle the voices of minority corporations in the political process.
04/28/2011
02:53

Stephen Waits for His Royal Wedding Invitation in London
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Stephen perfectly reproduces his set in London, complete with fog off the Thames, a Manchester United fan and an authentic cockney character.
04/28/2011
00:32

Intro - 4/28/11
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Stephen travels to England for the royal wedding, points out the Tower of Buckingham and asks Wade Graham about Covent Garden.
04/28/2011
04:43

Francis Fukuyama
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Francis Fukuyama believes Osama bin Laden's death weakens the argument for American troops staying in Afghanistan.
05/02/2011
05:18

Relations With Pakistan - Richard Haass
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Richard Haass explains what Osama bin Laden's death means for America's relations with Pakistan.
05/02/2011
00:07

Sign Off - Obama's Timer Runs Out
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Stephen has given President Obama enough credit for Osama bin Laden's death.
05/02/2011
00:39

Intro - 5/2/11
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Questions remain about Obama's birth certificate, the royal wedding is a triumph, and "Fast Five" sets a record.
05/02/2011
05:21

Long-Awaited "We Got Bin Laden" Party
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As much as it pains Stephen to say it, Obama is the number one most Bin Laden killing president in American history.
05/02/2011
03:47

Carefree Pre-9/11 World
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Before Osama bin Laden came along, it was possible to get on a plane with an adult-sized bottle of shampoo.
05/02/2011
00:33

Intro - 5/3/11
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Stephen covers new details in the hunt for Bin Laden, looks at soaring gas prices and talks to Rex Ryan for six minutes.
05/03/2011
00:18

Sign Off - Special Kiss
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Before Stephen goes, he sends a special kiss for somebody out there.
05/03/2011
06:03

Rex Ryan
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It would take real courage for Rex Ryan to announce that the New York Jets will be the first team to play touch football.
05/03/2011
03:59

Osama bin Laden Is Still Dead
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The secret members of SEAL Team Six grab Osama bin Laden and his thumb drives.
05/03/2011
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