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Season 5 • 05/05/2009
There's no "I" in team unless Apple has an application called iTeam.
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03:22
The Colbert Report
S5
Code Word - Empathy
Clearly, Obama plans to appoint a drug-addled evolutionist with swine flu to the Supreme Court.
05/04/2009
03:47
The Colbert Report
S5
The Prescott Group Bailout
Help your old friends at the Prescott Group because if they go down, they're taking you with them.
05/04/2009
05:54
The Colbert Report
S5
J.J. Abrams
J.J. Abrams reveals clues to Stephen's Persian Gulf mystery before Romulan Stephen demands revenge.
05/04/2009
00:23
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off - Colbert Nation Home
Every great American's interactive adventure starts with colbertnation.com.
05/04/2009
05:56
The Colbert Report
S5
Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movie Edition
"Up" is a fantastic solution to our Social Security problem: we tie old people to balloons and let them fly away.
05/04/2009
05:43
The Colbert Report
S5
Paul Rieckhoff
Paul Rieckhoff wants to make sure returning veterans get education, employment and health care support.
05/05/2009
05:15
The Colbert Report
S5
Picking a New Supreme Court Justice - Cliff Sloan
Cliff Sloan estimates that the odds on the new Supreme Court justice being a white male are close to zero, even if that male is Stephen.
05/05/2009
01:50
The Colbert Report
S5
Cinco de Mayo Precautions
This year, Stephen celebrates Cinco de Mayo with a quarantined three-bean dip and a Hazmat-suited pinata filled with Tamiflu.
05/05/2009
05:57
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Captain Kangaroo Court
Condoleezza Rice and Dick Cheney should have to explain their nuanced rationale for torture to a jury of children.
05/05/2009
00:33
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 5/5/09
Who should be the new Supreme Court justice? Here's a hint: Stephen's two days away from an online degree.
05/05/2009
00:19
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off - iTeam
Unless Apple has an application called iTeam, there's no "I" in team.
05/05/2009
05:47
The Colbert Report
S5
Laurie Garrett
Laurie Garrett warns that the bird virus in Indonesia is 850 times as bad as the swine flu, though the piggies are right outside our door..
05/06/2009
04:48
The Colbert Report
S5
Colbert-Branson Duel
Stephen challenges Richard Branson to a chicken fight with a couple of nude models on their backs.
05/06/2009
03:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Tip/Wag - Forced Smoking & Grizzly Best Man
The Gong'an county government in China orders its staff to smoke cigarettes, and a groom chooses a bear as his best man.
05/06/2009
04:47
The Colbert Report
S5
Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - Saudi Arabia
Before his trip to the Persian Gulf, Stephen will pack clean underwear and swallow an Argentine shiraz-filled condom.
05/06/2009
00:38
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 5/6/09
President Obama's approval numbers are at 67%, and public health expert Laurie Garrett is here to shed some light on the swine flu.
05/06/2009
00:20
The Colbert Report
S5
Hug Your Television
If you can't stand being apart from Stephen, pause the screen and hug your TV for 23 1/2 hours.
05/06/2009
00:34
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 5/7/09
It's Bring Your Savior to Work Day, and Mitchell Joachim wants to build carbon-neutral cities.
05/07/2009
04:46
The Colbert Report
S5
Clasp Your Hands Say Yahweh
To compensate for President Obama's bad attitude, Stephen amps up his own National Day of Prayer prayer with his special Prayer Reportnalia and the Danciples.
05/07/2009
03:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Smokin' Pole - The Fight for Arctic Riches: Inuit Nation
Arctic nations rush to stake claims in polar territories, even though it clearly belongs to America -- Superman lives there.
05/07/2009
06:35
The Colbert Report
S5
Mitchell Joachim
Mitchell Joachim imagines soft cars and blimp bumper buses for cities in the future.
05/07/2009
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