The Colbert Report
Season 5 • 05/04/2009
J.J. Abrams helps reveal the mystery of where and when Stephen is going to the Persian Gulf.
The Colbert ReportS5 Ahmadinejad Steals Obama's Slogan
Obama should have anticipated that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would copy him and picked a more effective anti-nuclear campaign slogan.
The Colbert ReportS5 Ethan Nadelmann
Ethan Nadelmann wants to remove marijuana from the criminal justice system and put it into the taxation and regulation systems.
The Colbert ReportS5 President Obama - The First 14 Mondays
The true test of a president: running the country while living Garfield's worst nightmare.
The Colbert ReportS5 Obama's First 14 Mondays - Jonathan Alter
Jonathan Alter tells Stephen how Obama's first 14 Mondays stack up against FDR's.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 4/30/09
President Obama finally completes his first 100 days, and don't tell Ethan Nadelmann Stephen's wearing a wire.
The Colbert ReportS5 The After Show
Stick around for the after-the-show show, which is Monday night's episode.
The Colbert ReportS5 Code Word - Empathy
Clearly, Obama plans to appoint a drug-addled evolutionist with swine flu to the Supreme Court.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Prescott Group Bailout
Help your old friends at the Prescott Group because if they go down, they're taking you with them.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Colbert Nation Home
Every great American's interactive adventure starts with colbertnation.com.
The Colbert ReportS5 Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movie Edition
"Up" is a fantastic solution to our Social Security problem: we tie old people to balloons and let them fly away.
The Colbert ReportS5 J.J. Abrams
J.J. Abrams reveals clues to Stephen's Persian Gulf mystery before Romulan Stephen demands revenge.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - iTeam
Unless Apple has an application called iTeam, there's no "I" in team.
The Colbert ReportS5 Paul Rieckhoff
Paul Rieckhoff wants to make sure returning veterans get education, employment and health care support.
The Colbert ReportS5 Picking a New Supreme Court Justice - Cliff Sloan
Cliff Sloan estimates that the odds on the new Supreme Court justice being a white male are close to zero, even if that male is Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cinco de Mayo Precautions
This year, Stephen celebrates Cinco de Mayo with a quarantined three-bean dip and a Hazmat-suited pinata filled with Tamiflu.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Captain Kangaroo Court
Condoleezza Rice and Dick Cheney should have to explain their nuanced rationale for torture to a jury of children.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 5/5/09
Who should be the new Supreme Court justice? Here's a hint: Stephen's two days away from an online degree.
The Colbert ReportS5 Laurie Garrett
Laurie Garrett warns that the bird virus in Indonesia is 850 times as bad as the swine flu, though the piggies are right outside our door..
The Colbert ReportS5 Colbert-Branson Duel
Stephen challenges Richard Branson to a chicken fight with a couple of nude models on their backs.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - Forced Smoking & Grizzly Best Man
The Gong'an county government in China orders its staff to smoke cigarettes, and a groom chooses a bear as his best man.
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