The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/12/06
Season 2 E 130 • 10/12/2006
Governor Brian Schweitzer will join Stephen in the studio, halving Montana's population.
The Colbert ReportS2 E129Green Screen Challenge - The Finalists
Stephen shows the entries from the two finalists, Bonnie R. of Torrance, CA, and George L. of Marin County, CA.
The Colbert ReportS2 E129Shout Out! - From Baghdad to The Report
Stephen sends a shout out to three army soldiers who've replaced the sign pointing to Baghdad with a sign pointing to The Colbert Report's studio.
The Colbert ReportS2 E129Lightsaber Duel
Stephen has a lightsaber duel with George Lucas.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130Sign Off - Revved Up
Stephen says that if this show hasn't gotten you revved up for some lovemaking, it's hopeless.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130Gay Republicans - Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan is the only gay conservative Stephen knows, but Stephen thought that traditional conservatives were closeted homosexuals.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 4th - Carol Gay
New Jersey's 4th District Congressman Christopher Smith wouldn't sit down with Stephen, but his challenger, Carol Gay, would.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130Brian Schweitzer
Stephen is disappointed to learn from Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer that the state has given into the Feds and adopted speed limits.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130Congratulatory Mail
Stephen has received the first piece of congratulatory mail for the one-year anniversary of The Report. Enclosed is two dollars, which he intends to keep.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130Exclusive - Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 4th - Carol Gay
Stephen plays the hot button issue lightning round with candidate Carol Gay.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130North Korean Weapons Test Scare
An earthquake in Southeast Asia prompted fears that North Korea was testing another nuclear weapon. Stephen says Kim Jong-il should bring it on.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130Intro - 10/12/06
Tonight: North Korean threats, New Jersey's 4th district and Governor Brian Schweitzer.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Jeff Swartz
CEO of Timberland, Jeff Swartz, argues that you can run a corporation and have a positive impact on the environment at the same time.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144The Word - Expecting
Stephen suggests that the Republican senators who lost their seats be impregnated with a womb transplant to save the embryos they wanted to destroy.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Stephen Jr. in Canada
Since his release from captivity, Stephen Jr. has ventured off to Canada, but with your help, Stephen thinks we can get him to come back to America.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Vote For Gail Jingle
Stephen blames Gail Parker, the independent candidate in Virginia, for the Republicans losing control of the Senate.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Kid Activity Corner - Nancy Pelosi Hand Turkeys
To help decorate for Thanksgiving, Stephen gives step by step instructions on how to create your very own Nancy Pelosi hand turkey.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Lesbian Roles
Stephen delivers the big news about Eva Longoria and Beyonce not playing lesbian lovers in an upcoming movie.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Intro - 10/14/06
In this episode, Stephen looks at the possibilities of getting a new womb, finds out what the rest of the world thinks of our election and interviews Timberland CEO Jeffrey Swartz.
The Colbert ReportS2 E104Intro - 8/15/06
Ways to increase voter turnout, everything you need to know about today's top stories, and David Gergen -- who can finally answer the question: Bush, great or greatest?
The Colbert ReportS2 E104All You Need to Know - Proper Condom Use
Stephen gives you All You Need To Know about the Mexican elections, Pluto's planetary status, the West African rhino and how to put on a condom.
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