The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/12/06
Season 2 E 130 • 10/12/2006
Governor Brian Schweitzer will join Stephen in the studio, halving Montana's population.
Green Screen Challenge - The Final CutThe Colbert ReportS2 E129
Stephen's set to announce the winner of the Green Screen Challenge -- but not without paying tribute, in montage form, to the many heroes who submitted entries.
Green Screen Challenge - The FinalistsThe Colbert ReportS2 E129
Stephen shows the entries from the two finalists, Bonnie R. of Torrance, CA, and George L. of Marin County, CA.
Shout Out! - From Baghdad to The ReportThe Colbert ReportS2 E129
Stephen sends a shout out to three army soldiers who've replaced the sign pointing to Baghdad with a sign pointing to The Colbert Report's studio.
Lightsaber DuelThe Colbert ReportS2 E129
Stephen has a lightsaber duel with George Lucas.
Sign Off - Revved UpThe Colbert ReportS2 E130
Stephen says that if this show hasn't gotten you revved up for some lovemaking, it's hopeless.
Gay Republicans - Andrew SullivanThe Colbert ReportS2 E130
Andrew Sullivan is the only gay conservative Stephen knows, but Stephen thought that traditional conservatives were closeted homosexuals.
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 4th - Carol GayThe Colbert ReportS2 E130
New Jersey's 4th District Congressman Christopher Smith wouldn't sit down with Stephen, but his challenger, Carol Gay, would.
Brian SchweitzerThe Colbert ReportS2 E130
Stephen is disappointed to learn from Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer that the state has given into the Feds and adopted speed limits.
Congratulatory MailThe Colbert ReportS2 E130
Stephen has received the first piece of congratulatory mail for the one-year anniversary of The Report. Enclosed is two dollars, which he intends to keep.
North Korean Weapons Test ScareThe Colbert ReportS2 E130
An earthquake in Southeast Asia prompted fears that North Korea was testing another nuclear weapon. Stephen says Kim Jong-il should bring it on.
Intro - 10/12/06The Colbert ReportS2 E130
Tonight: North Korean threats, New Jersey's 4th district and Governor Brian Schweitzer.
Jeff SwartzThe Colbert ReportS2 E144
CEO of Timberland, Jeff Swartz, argues that you can run a corporation and have a positive impact on the environment at the same time.
The Word - ExpectingThe Colbert ReportS2 E144
Stephen suggests that the Republican senators who lost their seats be impregnated with a womb transplant to save the embryos they wanted to destroy.
Stephen Jr. in CanadaThe Colbert ReportS2 E144
Since his release from captivity, Stephen Jr. has ventured off to Canada, but with your help, Stephen thinks we can get him to come back to America.
Vote For Gail JingleThe Colbert ReportS2 E144
Stephen blames Gail Parker, the independent candidate in Virginia, for the Republicans losing control of the Senate.
Kid Activity Corner - Nancy Pelosi Hand TurkeysThe Colbert ReportS2 E144
To help decorate for Thanksgiving, Stephen gives step by step instructions on how to create your very own Nancy Pelosi hand turkey.
Lesbian RolesThe Colbert ReportS2 E144
Stephen delivers the big news about Eva Longoria and Beyonce not playing lesbian lovers in an upcoming movie.
Intro - 10/14/06The Colbert ReportS2 E144
In this episode, Stephen looks at the possibilities of getting a new womb, finds out what the rest of the world thinks of our election and interviews Timberland CEO Jeffrey Swartz.
Intro - 8/15/06The Colbert ReportS2 E104
Ways to increase voter turnout, everything you need to know about today's top stories, and David Gergen -- who can finally answer the question: Bush, great or greatest?
All You Need to Know - Proper Condom UseThe Colbert ReportS2 E104
Stephen gives you All You Need To Know about the Mexican elections, Pluto's planetary status, the West African rhino and how to put on a condom.
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