The Colbert Report
Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 17th - Matt Cartwright
Season 9 • 04/25/2013
Matt Cartwright talks about the Crayola company, path to citizenship and marriage equality.
The Colbert ReportS9 Scoobygate
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie blatantly lies about his past to one of his constituents and derails his 2016 election ambitions.
The Colbert ReportS9 Danica Patrick
NASCAR driver Danica Patrick explains how racing is a cardio workout.
The Colbert ReportS9 Bill Clinton's Twitter Lessons
Since Twitter is the Jell-O of human expression, President Clinton decides to launch his account, @BillClinton, and he take some pointers from Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tiny Triumphs - NASA's Giant Penis Doodle
America takes a pristine planet 140 million miles away and scribbles on it like it's the face of a passed-out frat boy.
The Colbert ReportS9 AP Twitter Hack
A group called the Syrian Electronic Army sends a fake tweet about explosions at the White House, triggering a mini flash crash.
The Colbert ReportS9 Miranda Rights for Boston Bomber
The Boston police catch Dzhokar Tsarnaev in a landlocked boat, and Fox & Friends pundits emphasize that he was "singing like a canary" until the judge arrived.
The Colbert ReportS9 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 17th - Matt Cartwright
Stephen asks Congressman Matt Cartwright about his all-of-the-above approach to enema needs.
The Colbert ReportS9 Gene Robinson
Bishop Gene Robinson discusses how the church got it wrong about gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people.
The Colbert ReportS9 cOlbert's Book Club
"The Great Gatsby" is already considered an American classic, but nothing is an American classic until Stephen says it is.
The Colbert ReportS9 Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 17th - Matt Cartwright
Representative Matt Cartwright does not think that Crayola should rename its white crayon "Republican" but does think that everyone should have the right to marry.
The Colbert ReportS9 Yelp Prison Reviews
One inmate praises the Arlington County Detention Facility while another gives a scathing review of the Queens Central Booking Unit.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - We Shall Undermine
If conservatives like Pat Buchanan are going to refuse to accept gay marriage, they must protest as if they were a marginalized and condemned minority.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen's Worst Sports Nightmare
NBA center Jason Collins comes out as black and gay, but it's even more shocking that he came out as a player for the Washington Wizards.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Final Days of Straight America
As the gay rights bandwagon sweeps the globe, some conservative Christians are speaking out against "homo-fascists."
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 4/29/13
A new minority emerges, the prison system looks more fun on TV, and punk pioneer Iggy Pop performs with The Stooges.
The Colbert ReportS9 Iggy Pop
An almost-shirtless Iggy Pop recalls driving into a Christmas tree orchard after falling asleep at the wheel.
The Colbert ReportS9 Evan Spiegel & Bobby Murphy
The founders of Snapchat discuss how their smart phone app promotes more natural and expressive human communication when two people are apart.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Medical Leave
Medical repatriation -- the unregulated ability to ship patients back to their hometown -- provides the perfect answer to America's immigration and budget crisis.
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