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Season 9 • 04/24/2013

NASCAR driver Danica Patrick chats about road rage.

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04:13

Tiny Triumphs - Infrastructure & River Pollution
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According to the ASCE Report Card, America can now proudly say that only 25% of its bridges are structurally deficient or functionally obsolete.
04/22/2013
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00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
04/23/2013
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04:19

Austerity's Spreadsheet Error - Thomas Herndon
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Graduate student Thomas Herndon identifies little staggering omissions in a prominent academic paper, "Growth in a Time of Debt."
04/23/2013
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07:43

Austerity's Spreadsheet Error
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Carmen Reinhart and Kenneth Rogoff's 2010 debt study inspires austerity around the world, but grad student Thomas Herndon debunks the results.
04/23/2013
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05:48

Eric Schmidt
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Google's executive chairman discusses his book, "The New Digital Age: Reshaping the Future of People, Nations and Business."
04/23/2013
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03:01

Scoobygate
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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie blatantly lies about his past to one of his constituents and derails his 2016 election ambitions.
04/23/2013
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00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen sends a tweet.
04/24/2013
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08:20

Bill Clinton's Twitter Lessons
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Since Twitter is the Jell-O of human expression, President Clinton decides to launch his account, @BillClinton, and he take some pointers from Stephen.
04/24/2013
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03:37

Tiny Triumphs - NASA's Giant Penis Doodle
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America takes a pristine planet 140 million miles away and scribbles on it like it's the face of a passed-out frat boy.
04/24/2013
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03:28

AP Twitter Hack
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A group called the Syrian Electronic Army sends a fake tweet about explosions at the White House, triggering a mini flash crash.
04/24/2013
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05:20

Danica Patrick
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NASCAR driver Danica Patrick explains how racing is a cardio workout.
04/24/2013
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08:21

Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 17th - Matt Cartwright
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Representative Matt Cartwright does not think that Crayola should rename its white crayon "Republican" but does think that everyone should have the right to marry.
04/25/2013
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02:36

Miranda Rights for Boston Bomber
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The Boston police catch Dzhokar Tsarnaev in a landlocked boat, and Fox & Friends pundits emphasize that he was "singing like a canary" until the judge arrived.
04/25/2013
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06:19

Gene Robinson
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Bishop Gene Robinson discusses how the church got it wrong about gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people.
04/25/2013
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02:59

cOlbert's Book Club
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"The Great Gatsby" is already considered an American classic, but nothing is an American classic until Stephen says it is.
04/25/2013
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03:59

Yelp Prison Reviews
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One inmate praises the Arlington County Detention Facility while another gives a scathing review of the Queens Central Booking Unit.
04/29/2013
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03:26

The Word - We Shall Undermine
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If conservatives like Pat Buchanan are going to refuse to accept gay marriage, they must protest as if they were a marginalized and condemned minority.
04/29/2013
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02:53

Stephen's Worst Sports Nightmare
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NBA center Jason Collins comes out as black and gay, but it's even more shocking that he came out as a player for the Washington Wizards.
04/29/2013
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02:06

The Final Days of Straight America
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As the gay rights bandwagon sweeps the globe, some conservative Christians are speaking out against "homo-fascists."
04/29/2013
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00:37

Intro - 4/29/13
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A new minority emerges, the prison system looks more fun on TV, and punk pioneer Iggy Pop performs with The Stooges.
04/29/2013
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04:35

Iggy Pop
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An almost-shirtless Iggy Pop recalls driving into a Christmas tree orchard after falling asleep at the wheel.
04/29/2013
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