South Park

Saying One Thing and Doing Another

E 4 • 04/09/2003

Cartman learns about the origins of war protesting.

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Walkout Against The War

A walkout protesting the war in Iraq is scheduled. The boys go because they hate math.
04/09/2003
01:01

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Dividing the Town

The groups for and against the war get so mad at each other that they divide the town in two. They come to their senses and start brawling.
04/09/2003
00:51

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Full Fledge Retard

In an attempt to initiate a flashback to avoid studying, Cartman hits himself over the head with a rock while thinking about 1776. The boys aren't really into this plan.
04/09/2003
00:59

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Bring the Shizzle

Both Sides or the War Protest have a meeting at the Mayors office. She decides they must protest together,
04/09/2003
01:41

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Cartman in 1776 (Music Montage)

Cartman successfully electrocutes himself back to 1776. Then he sings a song about how much he hates Stan and Kyle.
04/09/2003
01:29

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Official Messenger Boy

In his flashback, Cartman beats up a messenger so he can meet Thomas Jefferson and deliver the Declaration of Independence but he's really in a coma.
04/09/2003
01:15

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Only 2 Left in The Study Group

The anti-war gang enlists the boys to give a presentation at their rally, but Mr. McCormick and the pro-war guys take Kenny away.
04/09/2003
00:52

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Thursday: Free Ice Cream Day

Cartman delivers the Declaration of Independence to Congress. He sticks around for the reading of it.
04/09/2003
00:45

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How Very Very Relevant

Cartman watches as Congress argues over whether or not to declare war.
04/09/2003
01:16

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SUPPORT COUNTRY PROTEST ROCK N ROLL

Stan and Kyle come unprepared to the rally. Then a fight breaks out.
04/09/2003
01:39

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Saying One Thing and Doing Another

Congress reaches a decision about the war. They decide to have their cake and eat it too. Then Cartman wakes up.
04/09/2003
00:57

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Don't Forget The Hot Sauce, Chulo

Cartman/J-Lo record some tracks. Later that night the J-Lo puppet keeps Cartman up while practicing her dance moves.
04/16/2003
03:02

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Suck My Culo, Chica

J-Lo and Ben Affleck go to South Park Elementary. J-Lo beats Cartman but it seems like Affleck is falling in love with the hand.
04/16/2003
02:32

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Hand Lovin'

Ben Affleck is in love with the new Jennifer Lopez, and their afternoon leads to more than just taco-flavored kisses.
04/16/2003
02:42

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Will I Dream...

Cartman gives up and tells everyone that his hand is really a con man named Mitch Connor. When the authorities leave, he admits it was all a joke.
04/16/2003
02:50

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Taco-Flavor Kisses

Cartman makes a music video at the mall featuring his J-Lo hand-puppet. It gets sent to a major record label and the execs love it.
04/16/2003
01:48

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I Eat Tacos & Burritos

The class does presentations about Latin American culture for the Latino Endowment Committee. The committee likes Cartman's presentation.
04/16/2003
01:51

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Ms. Lopez Gets Signed

BHI calls up Cartman and talks to his hand, J-Lo. They ask her to write 10 more songs. Cartman dreams of proving Kyle wrong.
04/16/2003
01:27

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Jennifer Lopez Gets Dropped

J-Lo is dropped from BHI. The execs tell her about the other J-Lo and she decides to go to South Park to "kill that bitch."
04/16/2003
02:32

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Taco Flavored Kisses For My Ben

Ben Affleck shows up at Cartman's house and spends day with J-Lo. J-Lo sings a song and then things get steamy.
04/16/2003
02:01

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Can I Have Your Tacos

J-Lo finds Cartman and beats up his hand. The doctor fears for Cartman's sanity. Ben Affleck and the J-Lo puppet are now engaged.
04/16/2003
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