South Park

Saying One Thing and Doing Another

E 4 • 04/09/2003

Cartman learns about the origins of war protesting.

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Walkout Against The War
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A walkout protesting the war in Iraq is scheduled. The boys go because they hate math.
04/09/2003
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Dividing the Town
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The groups for and against the war get so mad at each other that they divide the town in two. They come to their senses and start brawling.
04/09/2003
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Full Fledge Retard
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In an attempt to initiate a flashback to avoid studying, Cartman hits himself over the head with a rock while thinking about 1776. The boys aren't really into this plan.
04/09/2003
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Bring the Shizzle
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Both Sides or the War Protest have a meeting at the Mayors office. She decides they must protest together,
04/09/2003
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01:41

Cartman in 1776 (Music Montage)
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Cartman successfully electrocutes himself back to 1776. Then he sings a song about how much he hates Stan and Kyle.
04/09/2003
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Official Messenger Boy
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In his flashback, Cartman beats up a messenger so he can meet Thomas Jefferson and deliver the Declaration of Independence but he's really in a coma.
04/09/2003
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Only 2 Left in The Study Group
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The anti-war gang enlists the boys to give a presentation at their rally, but Mr. McCormick and the pro-war guys take Kenny away.
04/09/2003
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Thursday: Free Ice Cream Day
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Cartman delivers the Declaration of Independence to Congress. He sticks around for the reading of it.
04/09/2003
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00:45

How Very Very Relevant
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Cartman watches as Congress argues over whether or not to declare war.
04/09/2003
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SUPPORT COUNTRY PROTEST ROCK N ROLL
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Stan and Kyle come unprepared to the rally. Then a fight breaks out.
04/09/2003
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01:39

Saying One Thing and Doing Another
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Congress reaches a decision about the war. They decide to have their cake and eat it too. Then Cartman wakes up.
04/09/2003
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00:57

Don't Forget The Hot Sauce, Chulo
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Cartman/J-Lo record some tracks. Later that night the J-Lo puppet keeps Cartman up while practicing her dance moves.
04/16/2003
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03:02

Suck My Culo, Chica
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J-Lo and Ben Affleck go to South Park Elementary. J-Lo beats Cartman but it seems like Affleck is falling in love with the hand.
04/16/2003
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Hand Lovin'
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Ben Affleck is in love with the new Jennifer Lopez, and their afternoon leads to more than just taco-flavored kisses.
04/16/2003
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02:42

Will I Dream...
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Cartman gives up and tells everyone that his hand is really a con man named Mitch Connor. When the authorities leave, he admits it was all a joke.
04/16/2003
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Taco-Flavor Kisses
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Cartman makes a music video at the mall featuring his J-Lo hand-puppet. It gets sent to a major record label and the execs love it.
04/16/2003
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I Eat Tacos & Burritos
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The class does presentations about Latin American culture for the Latino Endowment Committee. The committee likes Cartman's presentation.
04/16/2003
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01:51

Ms. Lopez Gets Signed
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BHI calls up Cartman and talks to his hand, J-Lo. They ask her to write 10 more songs. Cartman dreams of proving Kyle wrong.
04/16/2003
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Jennifer Lopez Gets Dropped
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J-Lo is dropped from BHI. The execs tell her about the other J-Lo and she decides to go to South Park to "kill that bitch."
04/16/2003
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02:32

Taco Flavored Kisses For My Ben
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Ben Affleck shows up at Cartman's house and spends day with J-Lo. J-Lo sings a song and then things get steamy.
04/16/2003
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Can I Have Your Tacos
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J-Lo finds Cartman and beats up his hand. The doctor fears for Cartman's sanity. Ben Affleck and the J-Lo puppet are now engaged.
04/16/2003
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