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Season 3 E 1 • 06/06/2014

Chris Distefano covers everything from his recent breakup to gentrification in New York City to his father's unusual accent.

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Gabe Liedman is tired of monkeys, but he does love all the anal sex in "Game of Thrones."

Jared Logan describes growing up in West Virginia, a sweet old lady who tested him for STDs and the worst movie date he ever had.

Mike Lawrence describes fights with homeless people, the best part of working at McDonald's and seeing "Spaceballs" before "Star Wars."

Lil Rel gets into an argument at his local liquor store, encounters a capable toddler and reveals a secret about marriage.

Cristela Alonzo describes the post-Halloween walk of shame, using the McRib to tell time and her hatred of nail salon small talk.

Andy Haynes fantasizes about a new-and-improved subway system, explains why getting engaged sucks for men and describes his gangster rescue cats.

Ben Kronberg asks life's big questions, talks pooping strategy and invents new names for everything from farts to underwater boners.

Baron Vaughn talks about growing up in a rough neighborhood, the relative trustworthiness of cereal mascots and the test that all black people secretly give each other.

Sean Patton explains the best way to win a fight, reveals his desire to be a fraternity's pledge master and describes his dream of being a matchmaker for people with STDs.

Brody Stevens breaks down the fourth wall, reveals the best way to get hits on YouTube and relives the day he spent filming "The Hangover."

Chris Distefano covers everything from his recent breakup to gentrification in New York City to his father's unusual accent.

Michael Che discusses hospitable racists, paying taxes and how sex gets better with age.

Tommy Johnagin covers everything from teaching his mother to use technology to buying his girlfriend lingerie to accidentally getting drunk before the birth of his daughter.

Adam Newman tackles tough topics like being a basketball fan in New York, going to school in the South and his love for children's songs about diarrhea.

Chris Gethard reveals the story behind one of his tattoos, describes falling off the wagon at Bonnaroo and explains why he hates public displays of affection.

Ron Funches discusses everything from his weird relationship to his parents to the reason he hates drug tests to the proper way to shame a pet.

Fortune Feimster shares her thoughts on yoga, Tuesday night strippers, drinking with her mother and coming out of the closet.

Yannis Pappas touches on his recent breakup, moving to Miami and how we've all become addicted to our cell phones.

Damien Lemon talks about his hatred of destination weddings, failed novelists writing Yelp reviews and his dream of having sex with a hand dryer.

Rachel Feinstein discusses her postcoital behavior, her embarrassing mother and her mortal fear of marrying a theater teacher named Richard.

Mark Normand discusses women's pictures on Facebook, lazy racism and hanging out at gay bars.

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