The Colbert Report
The Word - Affirmative Inaction
Season 6 • 04/08/2010
Once all of the Republicans have left the RNC, Michael Steele will be even more in charge.
Tip/Wag - Hello Kitty Wine & Pig's Blood FiltersThe Colbert ReportS6
Sanrio introduces Hello Kitty wine, and Rabbi Jeff Goldblum blesses a cigarette with a pig's blood filter.
Nailed 'Em - Fentimans Victorian LemonadeThe Colbert ReportS6
In Maine, selling Fentimans Victorian Lemonade to minors becomes a crime because it contains less than 0.5% alcohol.
Sign Off - Hello Kitty Wine & CigarettesThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen drinks Hello Kitty wine and smokes a cigarette with a pig's blood filter.
Tiki Barber Cheats on His WifeThe Colbert ReportS6
According to the New York Post, Tiki Barber and his wife have separated due to irreconcilable he's-banging- a-23-year-old.
David SimonThe Colbert ReportS6
David Simon describes his new HBO show, "Treme," as "Glee," but with a few more black people.
Intro - 4/8/10The Colbert ReportS6
The Republicans consider firing Michael Steele, and Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses the new Earth program.
Tiger's Nike CommercialThe Colbert ReportS6
Nike had to go through tons of voiceovers to find the right father figure for Tiger Woods.
Neil deGrasse TysonThe Colbert ReportS6
Neil deGrasse Tyson says the manned space program is the force that inspires people to become scientists in the first place.
The Final Final FrontierThe Colbert ReportS6
With the end of manned spaceflight, America has to ride on the hump in the back seat while the Russians take the wheel to space.
Sign Off - No Man Is a FailureThe Colbert ReportS6
No man is a failure who has friends, unless his friends are also failures.
The Word - Affirmative InactionThe Colbert ReportS6
By giving the real power to a shadow RNC, the Republicans get to tiptoe around the firing of their first African-American chairman.
Unpaid Internship CrackdownThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen's interns are learning stone masonry, from which he will not derive any immediate advantage for decades.
Julian AssangeThe Colbert ReportS6
Julian Assange entitled the Apache helicopter video "Collateral Murder" in order to get maximum political impact.
Justice Stevens Replacement - Jeffrey ToobinThe Colbert ReportS6
Jeffrey Toobin talks about the legacy of Justice Stevens and his possible Supreme Court replacement.
WikiLeaks Military VideoThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wants to know where the WikiLeaks guys are located and how soon the Pentagon can reach them with a Predator drone.
Dow Hits 11,000The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen's financial advisor, Gorlock, has assured him that the Dow will continue to rise indefinitely.
Sign Off - Cupcake Chicken SandwichThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen makes a cupcake sandwich with two chicken patties.
Thought for Food - Mentally Ill Advertisers & German CupcakesThe Colbert ReportS6
Burger King uses mental illness to sell food, KFC unveils the Double Down sandwich, and McDonald's introduces cupcakes to Germans.
The Word - The Lost CauseThe Colbert ReportS6
Every time Southerners try to celebrate Confederate heritage, Yankees ruin it by mentioning the s-word.
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