The Colbert Report

Hasan Elahi

Season 4 • 05/07/2008

Hasan Elahi has taken the burden off government surveillance by surveilling himself.

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06:09

Nathan Gunn
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Stephen is worried that Nathan Gunn is sending the wrong message by singing opera without a shirt.
05/06/2008
05:02

The Word - Collateral Friendage
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Stephen recommends that President Bush go crazy so McCain can properly disown him.
05/06/2008
02:46

Sexy Voice Study
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Stephen asks Meg the Intern to inventory his pencils.
05/06/2008
00:35

Intro - 5/6/08
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Has President Bush become a political liability? Please, the President doesn't know the meaning of the word.
05/06/2008
04:15

Stephen's Sound Advice - Karl's Advice
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Stephen advises us on Karl Rove's advice on winning contested convention.
05/06/2008
01:35

Terrorist Nelson Mandela
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Noble Prize winner Nelson Mandela is on the terrorist watch list and not even Condoleezza Rice can take him off.
05/07/2008
00:42

Intro - 5/7/08
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The terrorist watch list knows too many terrorists, Stephen provides more analysis of the primaries, and George Johnson will respond to six minutes of sustained shouting.
05/07/2008
04:13

Democralypse Now - Justin Myers
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Justin Myers has been in an isolation box working on election results for the show since Super Tuesday.
05/07/2008
04:58

George Johnson
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George Johnson and Stephen re-create one of the 10 most beautiful experiments.
05/07/2008
02:47

Stephen Colbert's Shockettes
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Stephen is providing a chance to audition for his elite corps of beautiful but deadly female bodyguards.
05/07/2008
05:18

Hasan Elahi
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After being accused of terrorist activities, Hasan Elahi decided to create a website documenting his daily activities.
05/07/2008
03:01

R.I.P. Albert Hoffman
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Stephen remembers the Swiss scientist who discovered LSD.
05/08/2008
05:29

Arianna Huffington
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Arianna Huffington tells Stephen that the Iraq war is John McCain's Viagra.
05/08/2008
01:56

Gas Dollar
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The gas industry must have had a bake sale to pay for their ad in The USA Today.
05/08/2008
09:14

Garrett Reisman
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Stephen goes intergalactic when he makes contact with a Hero floating in space.
05/08/2008
01:59

Big Russ
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Terry McAuliffe talks about Tim Russert's dead father, but it wasn't a slip of the tongue.
05/12/2008
04:30

Cold War Update - Russia
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Belarus expels our diplomats, China surpasses us in pollution, and Vladimir Putin relinquishes power.
05/12/2008
06:34

ThreatDown - Cute Bears
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America's biggest threats are airlines, women's softball, dirty keyboards, Isabella Rossellini and adorable bears.
05/12/2008
00:32

Intro - 5/12/08
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Vladimir Putin relinquishes power, airlines save gas by flying slower, and Dr. Mehmet Oz talks about his new book, "You: The Owner's Manual."
05/12/2008
06:07

Dr. Mehmet Oz
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Dr. Mehmet Oz explains the more sex you have, the longer your life expectancy.
05/12/2008
05:34

Bill O'Reilly on "Inside Edition"
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As far as Stephen is concerned, Bill O'Reilly did nothing wrong in a confusing "Inside Edition" clip.
05/13/2008
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