The Colbert Report
Intro - 5/12/08
Season 4 • 05/12/2008
Vladimir Putin relinquishes power, then immediately linquishes it back.
Stephen Colbert's ShockettesThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen is providing a chance to audition for his elite corps of beautiful but deadly female bodyguards.
Hasan ElahiThe Colbert ReportS4
After being accused of terrorist activities, Hasan Elahi decided to create a website documenting his daily activities.
R.I.P. Albert HoffmanThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen remembers the Swiss scientist who discovered LSD.
Arianna HuffingtonThe Colbert ReportS4
Arianna Huffington tells Stephen that the Iraq war is John McCain's Viagra.
Gas DollarThe Colbert ReportS4
The gas industry must have had a bake sale to pay for their ad in The USA Today.
Garrett ReismanThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen goes intergalactic when he makes contact with a Hero floating in space.
Big RussThe Colbert ReportS4
Terry McAuliffe talks about Tim Russert's dead father, but it wasn't a slip of the tongue.
Cold War Update - RussiaThe Colbert ReportS4
Belarus expels our diplomats, China surpasses us in pollution, and Vladimir Putin relinquishes power.
ThreatDown - Cute BearsThe Colbert ReportS4
America's biggest threats are airlines, women's softball, dirty keyboards, Isabella Rossellini and adorable bears.
Dr. Mehmet OzThe Colbert ReportS4
Dr. Mehmet Oz explains the more sex you have, the longer your life expectancy.
Intro - 5/12/08The Colbert ReportS4
Vladimir Putin relinquishes power, airlines save gas by flying slower, and Dr. Mehmet Oz talks about his new book, "You: The Owner's Manual."
Bill O'Reilly on "Inside Edition"The Colbert ReportS4
As far as Stephen is concerned, Bill O'Reilly did nothing wrong in a confusing "Inside Edition" clip.
Better Know a Lobby - Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun ViolenceThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wants Brady Campaign President Paul Helmke to name one situation where you don't need a gun.
Hillary Drop OutThe Colbert ReportS4
Hillary Clinton will not catch Barack Obama in the popular vote, and Obama now leads in superdelegates, but the contest will continue.
Jennifer Hooper McCartyThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Jennifer Hooper McCarty if having too many poor people on the lower deck sank the Titanic.
Intro - 5/13/08The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen profiles an anti-gun lobbyist, and Jennifer Hooper McCarty explains what really sank the Titanic.
The Show Comes to an EndThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen's stage manager tells him that's it for the show.
The Word - Declaration of WarmingThe Colbert ReportS4
John McCain believes global warming isn't just about greenhouse gases, it's a national security issue.
Intro - 5/14/08The Colbert ReportS4
John McCain acknowledges the environment exists, and Grover Norquist wants to make government so small he can drown it in his bathtub.
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - ScienceThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wants an animal named after him, preferably a giant ant or a laser lion.
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