The Colbert Report
Stephen Colbert's Shockettes
Season 4 • 05/07/2008
Stephen is holding auditions for his stealth gang of female bodyguards.
Nathan GunnThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen is worried that Nathan Gunn is sending the wrong message by singing opera without a shirt.
The Word - Collateral FriendageThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen recommends that President Bush go crazy so McCain can properly disown him.
Sexy Voice StudyThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Meg the Intern to inventory his pencils.
Intro - 5/6/08The Colbert ReportS4
Has President Bush become a political liability? Please, the President doesn't know the meaning of the word.
Stephen's Sound Advice - Karl's AdviceThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen advises us on Karl Rove's advice on winning contested convention.
Terrorist Nelson MandelaThe Colbert ReportS4
Noble Prize winner Nelson Mandela is on the terrorist watch list and not even Condoleezza Rice can take him off.
Intro - 5/7/08The Colbert ReportS4
The terrorist watch list knows too many terrorists, Stephen provides more analysis of the primaries, and George Johnson will respond to six minutes of sustained shouting.
Democralypse Now - Justin MyersThe Colbert ReportS4
Justin Myers has been in an isolation box working on election results for the show since Super Tuesday.
George JohnsonThe Colbert ReportS4
George Johnson and Stephen re-create one of the 10 most beautiful experiments.
Hasan ElahiThe Colbert ReportS4
After being accused of terrorist activities, Hasan Elahi decided to create a website documenting his daily activities.
Stephen Colbert's ShockettesThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen is providing a chance to audition for his elite corps of beautiful but deadly female bodyguards.
R.I.P. Albert HoffmanThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen remembers the Swiss scientist who discovered LSD.
Arianna HuffingtonThe Colbert ReportS4
Arianna Huffington tells Stephen that the Iraq war is John McCain's Viagra.
Gas DollarThe Colbert ReportS4
The gas industry must have had a bake sale to pay for their ad in The USA Today.
Garrett ReismanThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen goes intergalactic when he makes contact with a Hero floating in space.
Big RussThe Colbert ReportS4
Terry McAuliffe talks about Tim Russert's dead father, but it wasn't a slip of the tongue.
Cold War Update - RussiaThe Colbert ReportS4
Belarus expels our diplomats, China surpasses us in pollution, and Vladimir Putin relinquishes power.
ThreatDown - Cute BearsThe Colbert ReportS4
America's biggest threats are airlines, women's softball, dirty keyboards, Isabella Rossellini and adorable bears.
Intro - 5/12/08The Colbert ReportS4
Vladimir Putin relinquishes power, airlines save gas by flying slower, and Dr. Mehmet Oz talks about his new book, "You: The Owner's Manual."
Dr. Mehmet OzThe Colbert ReportS4
Dr. Mehmet Oz explains the more sex you have, the longer your life expectancy.
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