The Colbert Report

ThreatDown - Cute Bears

Season 4 • 05/12/2008

One cute bear almost makes Osama bin Laden look adorable.

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02:47

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Stephen Colbert's Shockettes

Stephen is providing a chance to audition for his elite corps of beautiful but deadly female bodyguards.
05/07/2008
05:18

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Hasan Elahi

After being accused of terrorist activities, Hasan Elahi decided to create a website documenting his daily activities.
05/07/2008
03:01

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R.I.P. Albert Hoffman

Stephen remembers the Swiss scientist who discovered LSD.
05/08/2008
05:29

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Arianna Huffington

Arianna Huffington tells Stephen that the Iraq war is John McCain's Viagra.
05/08/2008
01:56

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Gas Dollar

The gas industry must have had a bake sale to pay for their ad in The USA Today.
05/08/2008
09:14

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Garrett Reisman

Stephen goes intergalactic when he makes contact with a Hero floating in space.
05/08/2008
01:59

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Big Russ

Terry McAuliffe talks about Tim Russert's dead father, but it wasn't a slip of the tongue.
05/12/2008
04:30

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Cold War Update - Russia

Belarus expels our diplomats, China surpasses us in pollution, and Vladimir Putin relinquishes power.
05/12/2008
00:32

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Intro - 5/12/08

Vladimir Putin relinquishes power, airlines save gas by flying slower, and Dr. Mehmet Oz talks about his new book, "You: The Owner's Manual."
05/12/2008
06:07

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Dr. Mehmet Oz

Dr. Mehmet Oz explains the more sex you have, the longer your life expectancy.
05/12/2008
06:34

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ThreatDown - Cute Bears

America's biggest threats are airlines, women's softball, dirty keyboards, Isabella Rossellini and adorable bears.
05/12/2008
05:34

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Bill O'Reilly on "Inside Edition"

As far as Stephen is concerned, Bill O'Reilly did nothing wrong in a confusing "Inside Edition" clip.
05/13/2008
00:32

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Exclusive - Better Know a Lobby - Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence

Stephen asks Brady Campaign President Paul Helmke if the NRA is a great organization or the greatest organization.
05/13/2008
06:29

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Better Know a Lobby - Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence

Stephen wants Brady Campaign President Paul Helmke to name one situation where you don't need a gun.
05/13/2008
01:18

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Hillary Drop Out

Hillary Clinton will not catch Barack Obama in the popular vote, and Obama now leads in superdelegates, but the contest will continue.
05/13/2008
05:41

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Jennifer Hooper McCarty

Stephen asks Jennifer Hooper McCarty if having too many poor people on the lower deck sank the Titanic.
05/13/2008
00:30

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Intro - 5/13/08

Stephen profiles an anti-gun lobbyist, and Jennifer Hooper McCarty explains what really sank the Titanic.
05/13/2008
00:30

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The Show Comes to an End

Stephen's stage manager tells him that's it for the show.
05/14/2008
03:55

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The Word - Declaration of Warming

John McCain believes global warming isn't just about greenhouse gases, it's a national security issue.
05/14/2008
00:33

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Intro - 5/14/08

John McCain acknowledges the environment exists, and Grover Norquist wants to make government so small he can drown it in his bathtub.
05/14/2008
03:13

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Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Science

Stephen wants an animal named after him, preferably a giant ant or a laser lion.
05/14/2008
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