The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 06/19/2007
MaryBeth Garrigan brings Harriet the Bald Eagle on the show for a snack.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ruined Anniversary
Alan Colmes -- unless that Florida teenager's hiccups brought down the Iron Curtain -- you stay on message!
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Crispy Deliciousness
For those of you with TiVo, Stephen included a special coded message in one of the commercials; go back and find it!
The Colbert ReportS3 Freezing Cold Case Files: Otzi
Otzi the Iceman -- Stephen will find your killer and if he's also frozen he will thaw him out and fry his ass.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Robots
Bear-bots are going to turn on us, and our only hope is that the Japanese toddler-bots will grow up in time to fight them.
The Colbert ReportS3 Anne-Marie Slaughter
Anne-Marie Slaughter is the author of "The Idea That Is America" -- Chapter One: Stephen Colbert.
The Colbert ReportS3 Secret Clapton Concert
A secret Eric Clapton concert in the works? Not anymore, New York Times!
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/19/07
Stephen sits down with author Anne-Marie Slaughter and asks whether there should be a national eagle day.
The Colbert ReportS3 Countdown to Armageddon
There is fantastic news out of Jerusalem -- the world is coming to an end.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Manifesto
Stephen was going to read to the audience, but he's out of time.
The Colbert ReportS3 Alpha Dog of the Week - Robert Bork
It takes a strong man to look at his own written opinions and say it's time for daddy to take a slice.
The Colbert ReportS3 MaryBeth Garrigan
A good father will go to any length to regurgitate squirrel meat into his son's waiting mouth.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Justice
Every day another group of human rights supremacists takes another tool out of our terror-fighting workbench.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/20/07
Stephen discusses e-mail etiquette with Will Schwalbe and a federal appeals court says the president can't indefinitely detain enemies.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Job Well Done
Take it from Stephen, there's nothing like a job well done.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bloomberg for President
Mayor Bloomberg may run as an independent. How can Stephen launch partisan attacks if he has no partisans?
The Colbert ReportS3 Will Schwalbe
Will Schwalbe is the co-author of "Send," a book on e-mail etiquette. Where does he stand on lists of why cats are better than men?
The Colbert ReportS3 Cheating Death - Colgate
Dr. Colbert suggests not brushing your teeth because counterfeit Colgate may contain antifreeze.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/21/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Vincent Bugliosi and wonders if condoms should be on your TV.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ron Paul's Colbert Bump
Ron Paul's appearance on The Colbert Report leads to impromptu Ron Paul rallies around the world.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Goodbye to Mr. Wizard
In tribute to Mr. Wizard, Stephen performs one of his trademark science tricks.
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