The Colbert Report

Secret Clapton Concert

Season 3 • 06/19/2007

The New York Times can't keep a secret.

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Ruined Anniversary

Alan Colmes -- unless that Florida teenager's hiccups brought down the Iron Curtain -- you stay on message!
06/13/2007
00:12

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Sign Off - Crispy Deliciousness

For those of you with TiVo, Stephen included a special coded message in one of the commercials; go back and find it!
06/13/2007
02:44

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Freezing Cold Case Files: Otzi

Otzi the Iceman -- Stephen will find your killer and if he's also frozen he will thaw him out and fry his ass.
06/13/2007
04:57

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ThreatDown - Robots

Bear-bots are going to turn on us, and our only hope is that the Japanese toddler-bots will grow up in time to fight them.
06/13/2007
06:43

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Anne-Marie Slaughter

Anne-Marie Slaughter is the author of "The Idea That Is America" -- Chapter One: Stephen Colbert.
06/19/2007
00:30

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Intro - 6/19/07

Stephen sits down with author Anne-Marie Slaughter and asks whether there should be a national eagle day.
06/19/2007
02:12

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Countdown to Armageddon

There is fantastic news out of Jerusalem -- the world is coming to an end.
06/19/2007
00:10

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Sign Off - Manifesto

Stephen was going to read to the audience, but he's out of time.
06/19/2007
01:44

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Robert Bork

It takes a strong man to look at his own written opinions and say it's time for daddy to take a slice.
06/19/2007
06:00

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MaryBeth Garrigan

A good father will go to any length to regurgitate squirrel meat into his son's waiting mouth.
06/19/2007
02:02

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Secret Clapton Concert

A secret Eric Clapton concert in the works? Not anymore, New York Times!
06/19/2007
04:45

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The Word - Justice

Every day another group of human rights supremacists takes another tool out of our terror-fighting workbench.
06/20/2007
00:37

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Intro - 6/20/07

Stephen discusses e-mail etiquette with Will Schwalbe and a federal appeals court says the president can't indefinitely detain enemies.
06/20/2007
00:13

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Sign Off - Job Well Done

Take it from Stephen, there's nothing like a job well done.
06/20/2007
02:34

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Bloomberg for President

Mayor Bloomberg may run as an independent. How can Stephen launch partisan attacks if he has no partisans?
06/20/2007
05:24

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Will Schwalbe

Will Schwalbe is the co-author of "Send," a book on e-mail etiquette. Where does he stand on lists of why cats are better than men?
06/20/2007
05:45

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Cheating Death - Colgate

Dr. Colbert suggests not brushing your teeth because counterfeit Colgate may contain antifreeze.
06/20/2007
00:34

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Intro - 6/21/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Vincent Bugliosi and wonders if condoms should be on your TV.
06/21/2007
04:10

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Ron Paul's Colbert Bump

Ron Paul's appearance on The Colbert Report leads to impromptu Ron Paul rallies around the world.
06/21/2007
01:53

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Sign Off - Goodbye to Mr. Wizard

In tribute to Mr. Wizard, Stephen performs one of his trademark science tricks.
06/21/2007
03:52

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Difference Makers - Tim Donnelly

Stephen re-airs a segment on Tim Donnelly and the difference his 400-yard fence made to America.
06/21/2007
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