The Colbert Report

Countdown to Armageddon

Season 3 • 06/19/2007

Sir Isaac Newton predicts the end of the world will occur in 2060.

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01:06

Ruined Anniversary
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Alan Colmes -- unless that Florida teenager's hiccups brought down the Iron Curtain -- you stay on message!
06/13/2007
00:12

Sign Off - Crispy Deliciousness
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For those of you with TiVo, Stephen included a special coded message in one of the commercials; go back and find it!
06/13/2007
02:44

Freezing Cold Case Files: Otzi
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Otzi the Iceman -- Stephen will find your killer and if he's also frozen he will thaw him out and fry his ass.
06/13/2007
04:57

ThreatDown - Robots
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Bear-bots are going to turn on us, and our only hope is that the Japanese toddler-bots will grow up in time to fight them.
06/13/2007
06:43

Anne-Marie Slaughter
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Anne-Marie Slaughter is the author of "The Idea That Is America" -- Chapter One: Stephen Colbert.
06/19/2007
02:02

Secret Clapton Concert
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A secret Eric Clapton concert in the works? Not anymore, New York Times!
06/19/2007
00:30

Intro - 6/19/07
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Stephen sits down with author Anne-Marie Slaughter and asks whether there should be a national eagle day.
06/19/2007
00:10

Sign Off - Manifesto
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Stephen was going to read to the audience, but he's out of time.
06/19/2007
01:44

Alpha Dog of the Week - Robert Bork
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It takes a strong man to look at his own written opinions and say it's time for daddy to take a slice.
06/19/2007
06:00

MaryBeth Garrigan
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A good father will go to any length to regurgitate squirrel meat into his son's waiting mouth.
06/19/2007
02:12

Countdown to Armageddon
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There is fantastic news out of Jerusalem -- the world is coming to an end.
06/19/2007
04:45

The Word - Justice
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Every day another group of human rights supremacists takes another tool out of our terror-fighting workbench.
06/20/2007
00:37

Intro - 6/20/07
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Stephen discusses e-mail etiquette with Will Schwalbe and a federal appeals court says the president can't indefinitely detain enemies.
06/20/2007
00:13

Sign Off - Job Well Done
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Take it from Stephen, there's nothing like a job well done.
06/20/2007
02:34

Bloomberg for President
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Mayor Bloomberg may run as an independent. How can Stephen launch partisan attacks if he has no partisans?
06/20/2007
05:24

Will Schwalbe
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Will Schwalbe is the co-author of "Send," a book on e-mail etiquette. Where does he stand on lists of why cats are better than men?
06/20/2007
05:45

Cheating Death - Colgate
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Dr. Colbert suggests not brushing your teeth because counterfeit Colgate may contain antifreeze.
06/20/2007
00:34

Intro - 6/21/07
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In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Vincent Bugliosi and wonders if condoms should be on your TV.
06/21/2007
04:10

Ron Paul's Colbert Bump
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Ron Paul's appearance on The Colbert Report leads to impromptu Ron Paul rallies around the world.
06/21/2007
01:53

Sign Off - Goodbye to Mr. Wizard
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In tribute to Mr. Wizard, Stephen performs one of his trademark science tricks.
06/21/2007
03:52

Difference Makers - Tim Donnelly
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Stephen re-airs a segment on Tim Donnelly and the difference his 400-yard fence made to America.
06/21/2007
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