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Countdown to Armageddon
Season 3 • 06/19/2007
Sir Isaac Newton predicts the end of the world will occur in 2060.
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01:06
The Colbert Report
S3
Ruined Anniversary
Alan Colmes -- unless that Florida teenager's hiccups brought down the Iron Curtain -- you stay on message!
06/13/2007
00:12
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Crispy Deliciousness
For those of you with TiVo, Stephen included a special coded message in one of the commercials; go back and find it!
06/13/2007
02:44
The Colbert Report
S3
Freezing Cold Case Files: Otzi
Otzi the Iceman -- Stephen will find your killer and if he's also frozen he will thaw him out and fry his ass.
06/13/2007
04:57
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S3
ThreatDown - Robots
Bear-bots are going to turn on us, and our only hope is that the Japanese toddler-bots will grow up in time to fight them.
06/13/2007
06:43
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S3
Anne-Marie Slaughter
Anne-Marie Slaughter is the author of "The Idea That Is America" -- Chapter One: Stephen Colbert.
06/19/2007
02:02
The Colbert Report
S3
Secret Clapton Concert
A secret Eric Clapton concert in the works? Not anymore, New York Times!
06/19/2007
00:30
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/19/07
Stephen sits down with author Anne-Marie Slaughter and asks whether there should be a national eagle day.
06/19/2007
00:10
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Manifesto
Stephen was going to read to the audience, but he's out of time.
06/19/2007
01:44
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S3
Alpha Dog of the Week - Robert Bork
It takes a strong man to look at his own written opinions and say it's time for daddy to take a slice.
06/19/2007
06:00
The Colbert Report
S3
MaryBeth Garrigan
A good father will go to any length to regurgitate squirrel meat into his son's waiting mouth.
06/19/2007
02:12
The Colbert Report
S3
Countdown to Armageddon
There is fantastic news out of Jerusalem -- the world is coming to an end.
06/19/2007
04:45
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Justice
Every day another group of human rights supremacists takes another tool out of our terror-fighting workbench.
06/20/2007
00:37
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/20/07
Stephen discusses e-mail etiquette with Will Schwalbe and a federal appeals court says the president can't indefinitely detain enemies.
06/20/2007
00:13
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Job Well Done
Take it from Stephen, there's nothing like a job well done.
06/20/2007
02:34
The Colbert Report
S3
Bloomberg for President
Mayor Bloomberg may run as an independent. How can Stephen launch partisan attacks if he has no partisans?
06/20/2007
05:24
The Colbert Report
S3
Will Schwalbe
Will Schwalbe is the co-author of "Send," a book on e-mail etiquette. Where does he stand on lists of why cats are better than men?
06/20/2007
05:45
The Colbert Report
S3
Cheating Death - Colgate
Dr. Colbert suggests not brushing your teeth because counterfeit Colgate may contain antifreeze.
06/20/2007
00:34
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/21/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Vincent Bugliosi and wonders if condoms should be on your TV.
06/21/2007
04:10
The Colbert Report
S3
Ron Paul's Colbert Bump
Ron Paul's appearance on The Colbert Report leads to impromptu Ron Paul rallies around the world.
06/21/2007
01:53
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Goodbye to Mr. Wizard
In tribute to Mr. Wizard, Stephen performs one of his trademark science tricks.
06/21/2007
03:52
The Colbert Report
S3
Difference Makers - Tim Donnelly
Stephen re-airs a segment on Tim Donnelly and the difference his 400-yard fence made to America.
06/21/2007
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