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The Colbert Report
Intro - 12/15/05
Season 1 • 12/15/2005
Stephen calls for an immediate troop withdrawal in the war on Christmas.
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06:19
The Colbert Report
S1
Dermot Mulroney
Dermot Mulroney tells Stephen about his new movie, what it's like to be a chick-flick actor, and whether or not he could take Yo-Yo Ma.
12/14/2005
02:10
The Colbert Report
S1
Sign Off - Three Stockings
Stephen puts an IOU for an Xbox 360 in The Heroes' stocking.
12/14/2005
03:27
The Colbert Report
S1
Tip/Wag - Redefining Cruel and Unusual
Stephen tips his hat to the Pentagon for redefining cruel and unusual interrogation tactics and wags his finger at Australia's riots.
12/14/2005
00:29
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 12/14/05
Stephen reports on President Bush's awareness level, reminds America of his journalistic status and talks to actor Dermot Mulroney.
12/14/2005
03:04
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Travolta
Newsweek says Bush is in a bubble. Stephen doesn't think that's a bad thing.
12/14/2005
05:40
The Colbert Report
S1
Mark Cuban
Stephen talks to Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban about politics and how he became a billionaire.
12/15/2005
01:35
The Colbert Report
S1
Tax Deductions
Stephen explains what you need to know about business-related tax deductions and shows off some of the items that he'll be deducting.
12/15/2005
02:00
The Colbert Report
S1
War on Holiday
After researching the origin of the word "holiday," Stephen declares war on "holiday."
12/15/2005
06:30
The Colbert Report
S1
Better Know a District - New York's 11th - Major Owens
Stephen tries out a rap poem about Brooklyn Congressman Major Owens and proposes an alternative to raising the minimum wage.
12/15/2005
03:29
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S1
The Word - Jetpack
As 2005 comes to a close, Stephen reflects on The Colbert Report and looks forward to beginning the new year.
12/15/2005
00:30
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 12/15/05
Stephen covers the war on Christmas, wonders about the coming year and chats with billionaire Mark Cuban about what money can't buy.
12/15/2005
04:01
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - There Is No Word
Stephen has been hypnotized out of remembering any associations with Jack Abramoff.
01/09/2006
03:11
The Colbert Report
S2
Tip/Wag - Addicted to Cute
Studies show that things that cuteness stimulates the same part of the brain as drugs, sex and delicious food.
01/09/2006
03:04
The Colbert Report
S2
On Notice/Dead to Me - Word of the Year
"Truthiness" receives the American Dialect Society's Word of the Year award. Stephen receives no credit.
01/09/2006
01:11
The Colbert Report
S2
The Lusk-Alito Connection
Reverend Herbert H. Lusk hosts a huge rally for Supreme Court Justice nominee Samuel J. Alito because, apparently, he really believes in him.
01/09/2006
04:33
The Colbert Report
S2
Nancy Grace
Nancy Grace talks about what's right and wrong with the legal system.
01/09/2006
02:12
The Colbert Report
S2
Going at It
Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly and David Letterman argue it out on "The Late Show," and Stephen gets into it with Conan O'Brien on "Late Night."
01/09/2006
01:00
The Colbert Report
S2
Merry Christmas
Relieved that Christmas was saved this year, Stephen salutes the heroes who are brave enough to say "Merry Christmas" all year round.
01/09/2006
00:10
The Colbert Report
S2
Fract - Columbus
If it wasn't for Christopher Columbus, Native Americans wouldn't have known what an American was.
01/09/2006
00:32
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 1/9/06
Stephen looks into how to tip a congressman, Elmo's competition, Nancy Grace's involvement with the law and cuteness addiction.
01/09/2006
03:38
The Colbert Report
S2
Off Notice - The E Street Band
Stephen presents guitarist Steven Van Zandt with the "You're Off Notice" gift basket.
01/10/2006
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