The Colbert Report
The Lusk-Alito Connection
Season 2 • 01/09/2006
Reverend Herbert H. Lusk hosts a rally for Supreme Court Justice nominee Samuel J. Alito.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 12/15/05
Stephen covers the war on Christmas, wonders about the coming year and chats with billionaire Mark Cuban about what money can't buy.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Jetpack
As 2005 comes to a close, Stephen reflects on The Colbert Report and looks forward to beginning the new year.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - There Is No Word
Stephen has been hypnotized out of remembering any associations with Jack Abramoff.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tip/Wag - Addicted to Cute
Studies show that things that cuteness stimulates the same part of the brain as drugs, sex and delicious food.
The Colbert ReportS2 On Notice/Dead to Me - Word of the Year
"Truthiness" receives the American Dialect Society's Word of the Year award. Stephen receives no credit.
The Colbert ReportS2 Nancy Grace
Nancy Grace talks about what's right and wrong with the legal system.
The Colbert ReportS2 Going at It
Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly and David Letterman argue it out on "The Late Show," and Stephen gets into it with Conan O'Brien on "Late Night."
The Colbert ReportS2 Merry Christmas
Relieved that Christmas was saved this year, Stephen salutes the heroes who are brave enough to say "Merry Christmas" all year round.
The Colbert ReportS2 Fract - Columbus
If it wasn't for Christopher Columbus, Native Americans wouldn't have known what an American was.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 1/9/06
Stephen looks into how to tip a congressman, Elmo's competition, Nancy Grace's involvement with the law and cuteness addiction.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Lusk-Alito Connection
Reverend Herbert H. Lusk hosts a huge rally for Supreme Court Justice nominee Samuel J. Alito because, apparently, he really believes in him.
The Colbert ReportS2 Off Notice - The E Street Band
Stephen presents guitarist Steven Van Zandt with the "You're Off Notice" gift basket.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 1/10/02
Stephen looks at aging baby boomers and talks to journalist Carl Bernstein about Deep Throat.
The Colbert ReportS2 Carl Bernstein
Stephen speaks with Carl Bernstein about what Bush and Nixon have in common and points out that a strong president is better than an honest president.
The Colbert ReportS2 The In-Box - Taking a Bullet
Stephen attributes his ability to take a bullet from Conan O'Brien to the inspirational way Ronald Reagan got shot and shook it off.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Sleeper Cell
Stephen feels that it's our duty to stop the sexagaterrorist baby boomers from destroying our way of life.
The Colbert ReportS2 Balls for Kidz - Bear Hunting
In response to a letter questioning his bear-hatred, Stephen has some expert hunters tell a group of kids how and why to hunt bears.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 1/11/06
Stephen looks at Samuel Alito's confirmation hearings, sits down with "20/20"'s John Stossel, and compares Freddy Krueger and the Mars rover.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Whatever
What Samuel Alito said in the past shouldn't have anything to do with the present or future.
The Colbert ReportS2 Fract - Colbert Trivia
John Tyler had fifteen children but Stephen has fifteen million children.
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