The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 01/09/2006
Nancy Grace gives her take on the legal system.
Intro - 12/15/05The Colbert ReportS1
Stephen covers the war on Christmas, wonders about the coming year and chats with billionaire Mark Cuban about what money can't buy.
The Word - JetpackThe Colbert ReportS1
As 2005 comes to a close, Stephen reflects on The Colbert Report and looks forward to beginning the new year.
The Word - There Is No WordThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen has been hypnotized out of remembering any associations with Jack Abramoff.
Tip/Wag - Addicted to CuteThe Colbert ReportS2
Studies show that things that cuteness stimulates the same part of the brain as drugs, sex and delicious food.
On Notice/Dead to Me - Word of the YearThe Colbert ReportS2
"Truthiness" receives the American Dialect Society's Word of the Year award. Stephen receives no credit.
The Lusk-Alito ConnectionThe Colbert ReportS2
Reverend Herbert H. Lusk hosts a huge rally for Supreme Court Justice nominee Samuel J. Alito because, apparently, he really believes in him.
Going at ItThe Colbert ReportS2
Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly and David Letterman argue it out on "The Late Show," and Stephen gets into it with Conan O'Brien on "Late Night."
Merry ChristmasThe Colbert ReportS2
Relieved that Christmas was saved this year, Stephen salutes the heroes who are brave enough to say "Merry Christmas" all year round.
Fract - ColumbusThe Colbert ReportS2
If it wasn't for Christopher Columbus, Native Americans wouldn't have known what an American was.
Intro - 1/9/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen looks into how to tip a congressman, Elmo's competition, Nancy Grace's involvement with the law and cuteness addiction.
Nancy GraceThe Colbert ReportS2
Nancy Grace talks about what's right and wrong with the legal system.
Off Notice - The E Street BandThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen presents guitarist Steven Van Zandt with the "You're Off Notice" gift basket.
Intro - 1/10/02The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen looks at aging baby boomers and talks to journalist Carl Bernstein about Deep Throat.
Carl BernsteinThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen speaks with Carl Bernstein about what Bush and Nixon have in common and points out that a strong president is better than an honest president.
The In-Box - Taking a BulletThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen attributes his ability to take a bullet from Conan O'Brien to the inspirational way Ronald Reagan got shot and shook it off.
The Word - Sleeper CellThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen feels that it's our duty to stop the sexagaterrorist baby boomers from destroying our way of life.
Balls for Kidz - Bear HuntingThe Colbert ReportS2
In response to a letter questioning his bear-hatred, Stephen has some expert hunters tell a group of kids how and why to hunt bears.
Intro - 1/11/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen looks at Samuel Alito's confirmation hearings, sits down with "20/20"'s John Stossel, and compares Freddy Krueger and the Mars rover.
The Word - WhateverThe Colbert ReportS2
What Samuel Alito said in the past shouldn't have anything to do with the present or future.
Fract - Colbert TriviaThe Colbert ReportS2
John Tyler had fifteen children but Stephen has fifteen million children.
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