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Merry Christmas
Season 2 • 01/09/2006
Stephen wishes the heroes a very merry Christmas.
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00:30
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 12/15/05
Stephen covers the war on Christmas, wonders about the coming year and chats with billionaire Mark Cuban about what money can't buy.
12/15/2005
03:29
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Jetpack
As 2005 comes to a close, Stephen reflects on The Colbert Report and looks forward to beginning the new year.
12/15/2005
04:01
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - There Is No Word
Stephen has been hypnotized out of remembering any associations with Jack Abramoff.
01/09/2006
03:11
The Colbert Report
S2
Tip/Wag - Addicted to Cute
Studies show that things that cuteness stimulates the same part of the brain as drugs, sex and delicious food.
01/09/2006
03:04
The Colbert Report
S2
On Notice/Dead to Me - Word of the Year
"Truthiness" receives the American Dialect Society's Word of the Year award. Stephen receives no credit.
01/09/2006
01:11
The Colbert Report
S2
The Lusk-Alito Connection
Reverend Herbert H. Lusk hosts a huge rally for Supreme Court Justice nominee Samuel J. Alito because, apparently, he really believes in him.
01/09/2006
04:33
The Colbert Report
S2
Nancy Grace
Nancy Grace talks about what's right and wrong with the legal system.
01/09/2006
02:12
The Colbert Report
S2
Going at It
Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly and David Letterman argue it out on "The Late Show," and Stephen gets into it with Conan O'Brien on "Late Night."
01/09/2006
00:10
The Colbert Report
S2
Fract - Columbus
If it wasn't for Christopher Columbus, Native Americans wouldn't have known what an American was.
01/09/2006
00:32
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 1/9/06
Stephen looks into how to tip a congressman, Elmo's competition, Nancy Grace's involvement with the law and cuteness addiction.
01/09/2006
01:00
The Colbert Report
S2
Merry Christmas
Relieved that Christmas was saved this year, Stephen salutes the heroes who are brave enough to say "Merry Christmas" all year round.
01/09/2006
03:38
The Colbert Report
S2
Off Notice - The E Street Band
Stephen presents guitarist Steven Van Zandt with the "You're Off Notice" gift basket.
01/10/2006
00:26
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 1/10/02
Stephen looks at aging baby boomers and talks to journalist Carl Bernstein about Deep Throat.
01/10/2006
05:43
The Colbert Report
S2
Carl Bernstein
Stephen speaks with Carl Bernstein about what Bush and Nixon have in common and points out that a strong president is better than an honest president.
01/10/2006
01:50
The Colbert Report
S2
The In-Box - Taking a Bullet
Stephen attributes his ability to take a bullet from Conan O'Brien to the inspirational way Ronald Reagan got shot and shook it off.
01/10/2006
03:05
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Sleeper Cell
Stephen feels that it's our duty to stop the sexagaterrorist baby boomers from destroying our way of life.
01/10/2006
04:30
The Colbert Report
S2
Balls for Kidz - Bear Hunting
In response to a letter questioning his bear-hatred, Stephen has some expert hunters tell a group of kids how and why to hunt bears.
01/10/2006
00:31
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 1/11/06
Stephen looks at Samuel Alito's confirmation hearings, sits down with "20/20"'s John Stossel, and compares Freddy Krueger and the Mars rover.
01/11/2006
03:24
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Whatever
What Samuel Alito said in the past shouldn't have anything to do with the present or future.
01/11/2006
00:08
The Colbert Report
S2
Fract - Colbert Trivia
John Tyler had fifteen children but Stephen has fifteen million children.
01/11/2006
01:31
The Colbert Report
S2
Colbert Report Consumer Alert
Stephen is shocked by Chest Magazine's claim that cough syrup doesn't really work.
01/11/2006
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