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Bookshelf of Broken Dreams
Season 1 • 10/27/2005
Stephen reminisces over past Supreme Court justices.
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03:40
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Perspective
There's nothing wrong with the number 2,000. Hell, five years ago we were celebrating it.
10/26/2005
03:56
The Colbert Report
S1
Tip/Wag - Public Nudity Advice
Stephen offers some advice on showing skin to Lauren Hutton and reads from his new book, "Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure."
10/26/2005
02:19
The Colbert Report
S1
Outsourcing
In India, they don't fall in love -- they learn to love.
10/26/2005
05:17
The Colbert Report
S1
Better Know a District - Massachusetts' 4th - Barney Frank
Stephen sits down with Congressman Barney Frank to discus life as part of a highly discriminated minority group: lefties.
10/27/2005
00:07
The Colbert Report
S1
Fract - The States
Statistics show that the number of states that make up America is greater than that of Canada and Mexico combined.
10/27/2005
02:20
The Colbert Report
S1
Lieber - White Pumpkins
Russ Lieber's hatred of white pumpkins forces Stephen to love them.
10/27/2005
02:51
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Quitter
Stephen calls out Harriet Miers for being this episode's word: a "quitter."
10/27/2005
05:11
The Colbert Report
S1
Jeff Daniels
Stephen quizzes Jeff Daniels on the town in Michigan where he lives and talks about Easter egg hunting at Sly Stone's house.
10/27/2005
00:32
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 10/27/05
Stephen highlights the various aspects of Harriet Miers on The Report's agenda.
10/27/2005
00:49
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S1
Yet Another Day - Checking in with Christina and Ernesto
Christina and Ernesto tell Stephen what can be expected on the next episode of Yet Another Day.
10/27/2005
02:14
The Colbert Report
S1
Bookshelf of Broken Dreams
Stephen takes a look at his Bookshelf of Broken Dreams, where he reminisces over some memorable Supreme Court justices from the past.
10/27/2005
00:08
The Colbert Report
S1
Fract - Greatest Lakes
America is home to five of the greatest lakes in the world.
10/31/2005
02:33
The Colbert Report
S1
Rocktober
There was a time when Americans took the month of October to celebrate the values of classic rock: pounding beats, grinding guitars and single-syllable lyrics about boobs.
10/31/2005
02:21
The Colbert Report
S1
Patrick Fitzgerald's Press Conference
Nobody in the press got good answers out of Patrick Fitzgerald because they didn't use the right tactics.
10/31/2005
01:08
The Colbert Report
S1
Criminal Intent
Over the weekend there was quite a bit of shocking news in the legal world -- of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent."
10/31/2005
06:11
The Colbert Report
S1
Monica Crowley
Monica Crowley bears no relation to Alistair Crowley, the founder of modern Satanism, though Stephen could imagine a resemblance if she shaved her head and held a goat skull.
10/31/2005
03:51
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Alito
Samuel Alito believes that a woman should have to tell her husband she's having an abortion, even if he's bearing arms -- which, constitutionally, could include machine guns.
10/31/2005
03:12
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen Settles the Debate - Ramadan or Halloween?
Ramadan and Halloween are both important holidays that involve ritual and tradition -- which one wins?
10/31/2005
00:36
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 10/31/05
Coming up, Patrick Fitzgerald tears the country apart, President Bush appoints another Catholic Supreme Court nominee and how to cope with Halloween if you're a Muslim.
10/31/2005
04:58
The Colbert Report
S1
Emergency Evacuation Plan
If we've learned anything from all the hurricanes, earthquakes, terrorist attacks and pending fatwas -- you need to be prepared for an emergency
11/01/2005
03:38
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Camilla-Mania
A return to pageantry and glamour, and Milla is bringing the goods.
11/01/2005
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