The Colbert Report
Bookshelf of Broken Dreams
Season 1 • 10/27/2005
Stephen reminisces over past Supreme Court justices.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Perspective
There's nothing wrong with the number 2,000. Hell, five years ago we were celebrating it.
The Colbert ReportS1 Tip/Wag - Public Nudity Advice
Stephen offers some advice on showing skin to Lauren Hutton and reads from his new book, "Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure."
The Colbert ReportS1 Outsourcing
In India, they don't fall in love -- they learn to love.
The Colbert ReportS1 Better Know a District - Massachusetts' 4th - Barney Frank
Stephen sits down with Congressman Barney Frank to discus life as part of a highly discriminated minority group: lefties.
The Colbert ReportS1 Fract - The States
Statistics show that the number of states that make up America is greater than that of Canada and Mexico combined.
The Colbert ReportS1 Lieber - White Pumpkins
Russ Lieber's hatred of white pumpkins forces Stephen to love them.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Quitter
Stephen calls out Harriet Miers for being this episode's word: a "quitter."
The Colbert ReportS1 Jeff Daniels
Stephen quizzes Jeff Daniels on the town in Michigan where he lives and talks about Easter egg hunting at Sly Stone's house.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 10/27/05
Stephen highlights the various aspects of Harriet Miers on The Report's agenda.
The Colbert ReportS1 Yet Another Day - Checking in with Christina and Ernesto
Christina and Ernesto tell Stephen what can be expected on the next episode of Yet Another Day.
The Colbert ReportS1 Bookshelf of Broken Dreams
Stephen takes a look at his Bookshelf of Broken Dreams, where he reminisces over some memorable Supreme Court justices from the past.
The Colbert ReportS1 Fract - Greatest Lakes
America is home to five of the greatest lakes in the world.
The Colbert ReportS1 Rocktober
There was a time when Americans took the month of October to celebrate the values of classic rock: pounding beats, grinding guitars and single-syllable lyrics about boobs.
The Colbert ReportS1 Patrick Fitzgerald's Press Conference
Nobody in the press got good answers out of Patrick Fitzgerald because they didn't use the right tactics.
The Colbert ReportS1 Criminal Intent
Over the weekend there was quite a bit of shocking news in the legal world -- of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent."
The Colbert ReportS1 Monica Crowley
Monica Crowley bears no relation to Alistair Crowley, the founder of modern Satanism, though Stephen could imagine a resemblance if she shaved her head and held a goat skull.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Alito
Samuel Alito believes that a woman should have to tell her husband she's having an abortion, even if he's bearing arms -- which, constitutionally, could include machine guns.
The Colbert ReportS1 Stephen Settles the Debate - Ramadan or Halloween?
Ramadan and Halloween are both important holidays that involve ritual and tradition -- which one wins?
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 10/31/05
Coming up, Patrick Fitzgerald tears the country apart, President Bush appoints another Catholic Supreme Court nominee and how to cope with Halloween if you're a Muslim.
The Colbert ReportS1 Emergency Evacuation Plan
If we've learned anything from all the hurricanes, earthquakes, terrorist attacks and pending fatwas -- you need to be prepared for an emergency
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