The Colbert Report
Emergency Evacuation Plan
Season 1 • 11/01/2005
Phase one of The Colbert Report Evacuation Plan: Save Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS1 Patrick Fitzgerald's Press Conference
Nobody in the press got good answers out of Patrick Fitzgerald because they didn't use the right tactics.
The Colbert ReportS1 Criminal Intent
Over the weekend there was quite a bit of shocking news in the legal world -- of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent."
The Colbert ReportS1 Monica Crowley
Monica Crowley bears no relation to Alistair Crowley, the founder of modern Satanism, though Stephen could imagine a resemblance if she shaved her head and held a goat skull.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Alito
Samuel Alito believes that a woman should have to tell her husband she's having an abortion, even if he's bearing arms -- which, constitutionally, could include machine guns.
The Colbert ReportS1 Stephen Settles the Debate - Ramadan or Halloween?
Ramadan and Halloween are both important holidays that involve ritual and tradition -- which one wins?
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 10/31/05
Coming up, Patrick Fitzgerald tears the country apart, President Bush appoints another Catholic Supreme Court nominee and how to cope with Halloween if you're a Muslim.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Camilla-Mania
A return to pageantry and glamour, and Milla is bringing the goods.
The Colbert ReportS1 Formidable Opponent - Charity
Stephen turns to the only man with the balls to go to the mat on the charity issue -- himself.
The Colbert ReportS1 Ken Burns
Stephen asks Ken Burns why nobody is doing a documentary about his show.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/1/05
Stephen talks to documentarian Ken Burns, while Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles begin their tour of America.
The Colbert ReportS1 Emergency Evacuation Plan
If we've learned anything from all the hurricanes, earthquakes, terrorist attacks and pending fatwas -- you need to be prepared for an emergency
The Colbert ReportS1 Fatwa
There is a death warrant out for Stephen Colbert because he said Halloween is a better holiday than Ramadan.
The Colbert ReportS1 Bruce Feiler
Bruce Feiler has walked the Bible and believes that God was born in Iraq.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Cat
A new radio station plays music for lonely house-bound pets, prompting Stephen to question if we, as a society, over-pamper our animals.
The Colbert ReportS1 The War on Wal-Mart
Stephen called the war on Wal-Mart before The New York Times did.
The Colbert ReportS1 C-Span Coverage
C-Span 2 had some very alternative coverage during the Senate's closed-door session, and The New York Times has never heard of "truthiness."
The Colbert ReportS1 Lieber - One Testicle
Russ Lieber leaves Stephen a voicemail with the story of why he has one testicle.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/2/05
Tonight's episode features dancing with dogs, biblical scholar/food writer Bruce Feiler, Wal-Mart's deadly secret and cross words for The New York Times.
The Colbert ReportS1 Fract - Karl Marx
Karl Marx wasn't so smart. He spelled "Capital" with a "K"!
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