The Colbert Report
Criminal Intent
Season 1 E 9 • 10/31/2005

Over the weekend there was quite a bit of shocking news in the legal world -- of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent."

Watching

00:32

The Colbert ReportS1 E8
Intro - 10/27/05

Stephen highlights the various aspects of Harriet Miers on The Report's agenda.
10/27/2005
00:49

The Colbert ReportS1 E8
Yet Another Day - Checking in with Christina and Ernesto

Christina and Ernesto tell Stephen what can be expected on the next episode of Yet Another Day.
10/27/2005
02:14

The Colbert ReportS1 E8
Bookshelf of Broken Dreams

Stephen takes a look at his Bookshelf of Broken Dreams, where he reminisces over some memorable Supreme Court justices from the past.
10/27/2005
00:08

The Colbert ReportS1 E9
Fract - Greatest Lakes

America is home to five of the greatest lakes in the world.
10/31/2005
02:33

The Colbert ReportS1 E9
Rocktober

There was a time when Americans took the month of October to celebrate the values of classic rock: pounding beats, grinding guitars and single-syllable lyrics about boobs.
10/31/2005
02:21

The Colbert ReportS1 E9
Patrick Fitzgerald's Press Conference

Nobody in the press got good answers out of Patrick Fitzgerald because they didn't use the right tactics.
10/31/2005
06:11

The Colbert ReportS1 E9
Monica Crowley

Monica Crowley bears no relation to Alistair Crowley, the founder of modern Satanism, though Stephen could imagine a resemblance if she shaved her head and held a goat skull.
10/31/2005
03:51

The Colbert ReportS1 E9
The Word - Alito

Samuel Alito believes that a woman should have to tell her husband she's having an abortion, even if he's bearing arms -- which, constitutionally, could include machine guns.
10/31/2005
03:12

The Colbert ReportS1 E9
Stephen Settles the Debate - Ramadan or Halloween?

Ramadan and Halloween are both important holidays that involve ritual and tradition -- which one wins?
10/31/2005
00:36

The Colbert ReportS1 E9
Intro - 10/31/05

Coming up, Patrick Fitzgerald tears the country apart, President Bush appoints another Catholic Supreme Court nominee and how to cope with Halloween if you're a Muslim.
10/31/2005
01:08

The Colbert ReportS1 E9
Criminal Intent

Over the weekend there was quite a bit of shocking news in the legal world -- of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent."
10/31/2005
04:58

The Colbert ReportS1 E10
Emergency Evacuation Plan

If we've learned anything from all the hurricanes, earthquakes, terrorist attacks and pending fatwas -- you need to be prepared for an emergency
11/01/2005
03:38

The Colbert ReportS1 E10
The Word - Camilla-Mania

A return to pageantry and glamour, and Milla is bringing the goods.
11/01/2005
04:29

The Colbert ReportS1 E10
Formidable Opponent - Charity

Stephen turns to the only man with the balls to go to the mat on the charity issue -- himself.
11/01/2005
06:54

The Colbert ReportS1 E10
Ken Burns

Stephen asks Ken Burns why nobody is doing a documentary about his show.
11/01/2005
00:31

The Colbert ReportS1 E10
Intro - 11/1/05

Stephen talks to documentarian Ken Burns, while Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles begin their tour of America.
11/01/2005
02:09

The Colbert ReportS1 E11
Fatwa

There is a death warrant out for Stephen Colbert because he said Halloween is a better holiday than Ramadan.
11/02/2005
07:01

The Colbert ReportS1 E11
Bruce Feiler

Bruce Feiler has walked the Bible and believes that God was born in Iraq.
11/02/2005
00:08

The Colbert ReportS1 E11
Fract - Civil War

How many Civil Wars has America fought?
11/02/2005
02:58

The Colbert ReportS1 E11
The Word - Cat

A new radio station plays music for lonely house-bound pets, prompting Stephen to question if we, as a society, over-pamper our animals.
11/02/2005
02:23

The Colbert ReportS1 E11
The War on Wal-Mart

Stephen called the war on Wal-Mart before The New York Times did.
11/02/2005