The Colbert Report

Fract - The States

Season 1 • 10/27/2005

A Fract about America's states.

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The Word - Perspective

There's nothing wrong with the number 2,000. Hell, five years ago we were celebrating it.
10/26/2005
03:56

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Tip/Wag - Public Nudity Advice

Stephen offers some advice on showing skin to Lauren Hutton and reads from his new book, "Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure."
10/26/2005
02:19

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Outsourcing

In India, they don't fall in love -- they learn to love.
10/26/2005
05:17

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Better Know a District - Massachusetts' 4th - Barney Frank

Stephen sits down with Congressman Barney Frank to discus life as part of a highly discriminated minority group: lefties.
10/27/2005
02:20

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Lieber - White Pumpkins

Russ Lieber's hatred of white pumpkins forces Stephen to love them.
10/27/2005
02:51

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The Word - Quitter

Stephen calls out Harriet Miers for being this episode's word: a "quitter."
10/27/2005
05:11

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Jeff Daniels

Stephen quizzes Jeff Daniels on the town in Michigan where he lives and talks about Easter egg hunting at Sly Stone's house.
10/27/2005
00:32

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Intro - 10/27/05

Stephen highlights the various aspects of Harriet Miers on The Report's agenda.
10/27/2005
00:49

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Yet Another Day - Checking in with Christina and Ernesto

Christina and Ernesto tell Stephen what can be expected on the next episode of Yet Another Day.
10/27/2005
02:14

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Bookshelf of Broken Dreams

Stephen takes a look at his Bookshelf of Broken Dreams, where he reminisces over some memorable Supreme Court justices from the past.
10/27/2005
00:07

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Fract - The States

Statistics show that the number of states that make up America is greater than that of Canada and Mexico combined.
10/27/2005
00:08

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Fract - Greatest Lakes

America is home to five of the greatest lakes in the world.
10/31/2005
02:33

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Rocktober

There was a time when Americans took the month of October to celebrate the values of classic rock: pounding beats, grinding guitars and single-syllable lyrics about boobs.
10/31/2005
02:21

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Patrick Fitzgerald's Press Conference

Nobody in the press got good answers out of Patrick Fitzgerald because they didn't use the right tactics.
10/31/2005
01:08

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Criminal Intent

Over the weekend there was quite a bit of shocking news in the legal world -- of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent."
10/31/2005
06:11

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Monica Crowley

Monica Crowley bears no relation to Alistair Crowley, the founder of modern Satanism, though Stephen could imagine a resemblance if she shaved her head and held a goat skull.
10/31/2005
03:51

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The Word - Alito

Samuel Alito believes that a woman should have to tell her husband she's having an abortion, even if he's bearing arms -- which, constitutionally, could include machine guns.
10/31/2005
03:12

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Stephen Settles the Debate - Ramadan or Halloween?

Ramadan and Halloween are both important holidays that involve ritual and tradition -- which one wins?
10/31/2005
00:36

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Intro - 10/31/05

Coming up, Patrick Fitzgerald tears the country apart, President Bush appoints another Catholic Supreme Court nominee and how to cope with Halloween if you're a Muslim.
10/31/2005
04:58

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Emergency Evacuation Plan

If we've learned anything from all the hurricanes, earthquakes, terrorist attacks and pending fatwas -- you need to be prepared for an emergency
11/01/2005
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The Word - Camilla-Mania

A return to pageantry and glamour, and Milla is bringing the goods.
11/01/2005
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