The Colbert Report
Stephen Hawking Is an A-Hole
Season 2 • 06/22/2006
Stephen Hawking has always been Stephen Colbert's least favorite theoretical physicist.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Insane Clown
Stephen will be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife in your dreams.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/21/06
Stephen explores the best thing about soccer, reports on a female Episcopal bishop, and talks to Bay Buchanan about his committee to get immigrants out of America.
The Colbert ReportS2 World Cup Trash Talk - Alexi Lalas
Soccer star Alexi Lalas helps Stephen trash talk other teams in preparation for the World Cup.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/22/06
Stephen dismisses Stephen Hawking, interviews Colorado Congresswoman Diana DeGette, and determines what lessons from Hurricane Katrina we can ignore this hurricane season.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Not Winning Prizes
Stephen knows he's not going to win any prizes for saying goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS2 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Colorado's 1st - Diana DeGette
Stephen and Representative Diana DeGette discuss whether apples and oranges are both fruits.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Cut and Run
If humans must leave earth because it can no longer sustain life, Stephen will not flee -- he has an appointment with Jesus Christ.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen's Fault
Stephen berated Ghana's soccer team on last night's show and they used their rage to defeat the U.S. and eliminate them from World Cup.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Colorado's 1st - Diana DeGette
Stephen tries to get Congresswoman Diana DeGette to support a bill protecting the American elephant and to include his name in the bill.
The Colbert ReportS2 Douglas Brinkley
Author Douglas Brinkley addresses why the levees broke during Hurricane Katrina and what the future holds for New Orleans.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen Hawking Is an A-Hole
Stephen Hawking, the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, is such an A-Hole.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Class Warfare
Stephen takes issue with John Edwards' war on the lower class, coming up with a modest proposal for the poor.
The Colbert ReportS2 Mark Bowden
Mark Bowden describes the similarities between the West's first encounter with extremist Muslims and the current one.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/26/06
Stephen grinds the news into a fine white powder.
The Colbert ReportS2 All You Need to Know - Hot Planet
The bachelorette party industry has never been better, thanks to Papa Bear's Factor.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Highlights Magazine
Highlights Magazine celebrates its one billionth issue and Stephen celebrates Highlights Magazine.
The Colbert ReportS2 Medal of Audacity
Impersonators are buying military medals off of eBay, and Stephen has an award for these heroes.
The Colbert ReportS2 Buffett Hires Gates
Stephen is impressed that Warren Buffett can hire Bill Gates to spend his money, but disappointed he didn't consider the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation.
The Colbert ReportS2 Flammo McBurny
Stephen is thrilled that an amendment to outlaw flag burning is one vote away from being passed.
The Colbert ReportS2 Movies That Are Destroying America - A Scanner Darkly
Stephen takes a look at the supposedly dystopian notion that the government may keep us under constant surveillance in "A Scanner Darkly."