The Colbert Report
Stephen Hawking Is an A-Hole
Season 2 • 06/22/2006
Stephen Hawking has always been Stephen Colbert's least favorite theoretical physicist.
Tip/Wag - Episcopal ChurchThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen tips his hat to the U.S. Mint and Gustav Klimt, but wags his finger at the Episcopal church, Lego and scientists.
Sign Off - Insane ClownThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen will be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife in your dreams.
Intro - 6/21/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen explores the best thing about soccer, reports on a female Episcopal bishop, and talks to Bay Buchanan about his committee to get immigrants out of America.
World Cup Trash Talk - Alexi LalasThe Colbert ReportS2
Soccer star Alexi Lalas helps Stephen trash talk other teams in preparation for the World Cup.
Intro - 6/22/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen dismisses Stephen Hawking, interviews Colorado Congresswoman Diana DeGette, and determines what lessons from Hurricane Katrina we can ignore this hurricane season.
Sign Off - Not Winning PrizesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen knows he's not going to win any prizes for saying goodnight.
The Word - Cut and RunThe Colbert ReportS2
If humans must leave earth because it can no longer sustain life, Stephen will not flee -- he has an appointment with Jesus Christ.
Stephen's FaultThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen berated Ghana's soccer team on last night's show and they used their rage to defeat the U.S. and eliminate them from World Cup.
Better Know a District - Colorado's 1st - Diana DeGetteThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen tries to get Congresswoman Diana DeGette to support a bill protecting the American elephant and to include his name in the bill.
Douglas BrinkleyThe Colbert ReportS2
Author Douglas Brinkley addresses why the levees broke during Hurricane Katrina and what the future holds for New Orleans.
Stephen Hawking Is an A-HoleThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Hawking, the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, is such an A-Hole.
The Word - Class WarfareThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen takes issue with John Edwards' war on the lower class, coming up with a modest proposal for the poor.
Mark BowdenThe Colbert ReportS2
Mark Bowden describes the similarities between the West's first encounter with extremist Muslims and the current one.
Intro - 6/26/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen grinds the news into a fine white powder.
All You Need to Know - Hot PlanetThe Colbert ReportS2
The bachelorette party industry has never been better, thanks to Papa Bear's Factor.
Sign Off - Highlights MagazineThe Colbert ReportS2
Highlights Magazine celebrates its one billionth issue and Stephen celebrates Highlights Magazine.
Medal of AudacityThe Colbert ReportS2
Impersonators are buying military medals off of eBay, and Stephen has an award for these heroes.
Buffett Hires GatesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is impressed that Warren Buffett can hire Bill Gates to spend his money, but disappointed he didn't consider the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation.
Flammo McBurnyThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is thrilled that an amendment to outlaw flag burning is one vote away from being passed.
Movies That Are Destroying America - A Scanner DarklyThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen takes a look at the supposedly dystopian notion that the government may keep us under constant surveillance in "A Scanner Darkly."
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