The Colbert Report

Intro - 4/9/07

Season 3 • 04/09/2007

With foreclosures at an all-time high, there's no better time to buy real estate.

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04:03

Nightgown Novel Model
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If Stephen knows anything about the ladies, it's that they long to escape into a world of romance.
03/29/2007
00:21

Sign Off - It's Been Real
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Stephen gives the audience a reality check.
03/29/2007
03:16

Strolling in Baghdad
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John McCain claps his hands and believes that Baghdad is safe for Americans.
03/29/2007
00:30

Intro - 3/29/07
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Stephen discusses cultural amnesia with author Clive James and Congress tries to bring back the Equal Rights Amendment.
03/29/2007
00:11

Sign Off - Goodnight, Ladies
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Stephen says goodnight -- to the ladies.
04/09/2007
00:56

Formula 401K
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Use Stephen's Formula 401K, and you'll have a dependent by next tax season.
04/09/2007
02:04

Ethnic Slurs
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We have free speech in America, which means never having to say you're sorry to Hungarians.
04/09/2007
05:08

Colin Beavan
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As Colin Beavan talks about his environmentally conscientious lifestyle, Stephen times him with a microwave.
04/09/2007
06:09

Katrina vanden Heuvel
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The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel comes back to The Report to talk about truthiness.
04/09/2007
05:17

End of Lent
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Stephen makes good on his promise to Jesus that he would give up sweets for Lent.
04/09/2007
00:32

Intro - 4/9/07
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In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel, and the housing market is in crisis.
04/09/2007
02:18

The Apology
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Stephen finds out that Hungarians can play the guitar after all.
04/10/2007
02:42

Stiff Upper Lip
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You don't build an empire with feelings -- unless you're Oprah.
04/10/2007
06:18

Jeannette Walls
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Jeannette Walls, author of "The Glass Castle," finds out what happens when Stephen throws stones.
04/10/2007
02:22

Bears & Balls - Home
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If you're selling your home, fill it with an enticing aroma -- like pheromones. Works for deer hunting.
04/10/2007
00:34

Intro - 4/10/07
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Stephen sits down with author Jeannette Walls and talks about the bursting housing bubble.
04/10/2007
02:47

Stephen's Racial Slurs
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Stephen thought he put the controversy surrounding his racial slurs to rest by replaying the comments and not apologizing.
04/10/2007
03:20

The Word - Hip Replacement
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When people start following "The Young Invincibles," health care will go the way of acid washed jeans.
04/10/2007
00:52

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy
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If Stephen has one complaint about the news media these days, it's that the Anna Nicole Smith case is not getting the coverage it deserves.
04/11/2007
03:48

The Great Turtle Race
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Normally, Stephen isn't an endangered species-hugger, unless he's hugging a snow leopard out of its last breath.
04/11/2007
03:54

Sport Report - Spirit Loses
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The Saginaw Spirit's season is over, but Stephen looks forward to covering Ontario League Hockey again next year.
04/11/2007
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