The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 04/09/2007
Stephen's retirement plan is called the Rapture.
The Colbert ReportS3 Nightgown Novel Model
If Stephen knows anything about the ladies, it's that they long to escape into a world of romance.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - It's Been Real
Stephen gives the audience a reality check.
The Colbert ReportS3 Strolling in Baghdad
John McCain claps his hands and believes that Baghdad is safe for Americans.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/29/07
Stephen discusses cultural amnesia with author Clive James and Congress tries to bring back the Equal Rights Amendment.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Goodnight, Ladies
Stephen says goodnight -- to the ladies.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ethnic Slurs
We have free speech in America, which means never having to say you're sorry to Hungarians.
The Colbert ReportS3 Colin Beavan
As Colin Beavan talks about his environmentally conscientious lifestyle, Stephen times him with a microwave.
The Colbert ReportS3 Katrina vanden Heuvel
The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel comes back to The Report to talk about truthiness.
The Colbert ReportS3 End of Lent
Stephen makes good on his promise to Jesus that he would give up sweets for Lent.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 4/9/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel, and the housing market is in crisis.
The Colbert ReportS3 Formula 401K
Use Stephen's Formula 401K, and you'll have a dependent by next tax season.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Apology
Stephen finds out that Hungarians can play the guitar after all.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stiff Upper Lip
You don't build an empire with feelings -- unless you're Oprah.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jeannette Walls
Jeannette Walls, author of "The Glass Castle," finds out what happens when Stephen throws stones.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bears & Balls - Home
If you're selling your home, fill it with an enticing aroma -- like pheromones. Works for deer hunting.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 4/10/07
Stephen sits down with author Jeannette Walls and talks about the bursting housing bubble.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen's Racial Slurs
Stephen thought he put the controversy surrounding his racial slurs to rest by replaying the comments and not apologizing.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Hip Replacement
When people start following "The Young Invincibles," health care will go the way of acid washed jeans.
The Colbert ReportS3 Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy
If Stephen has one complaint about the news media these days, it's that the Anna Nicole Smith case is not getting the coverage it deserves.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Great Turtle Race
Normally, Stephen isn't an endangered species-hugger, unless he's hugging a snow leopard out of its last breath.
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