The Colbert Report
Formula 401K
Season 3 E 45 • 04/09/2007
Use Stephen's Formula 401K, and you'll have a dependent by next tax season.

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04:03
The Colbert ReportS3 E44
Nightgown Novel Model
If Stephen knows anything about the ladies, it's that they long to escape into a world of romance.
03/29/2007
00:21
The Colbert ReportS3 E44
Sign Off - It's Been Real
Stephen gives the audience a reality check.
03/29/2007
03:16
The Colbert ReportS3 E44
Strolling in Baghdad
John McCain claps his hands and believes that Baghdad is safe for Americans.
03/29/2007
00:30
The Colbert ReportS3 E44
Intro - 3/29/07
Stephen discusses cultural amnesia with author Clive James and Congress tries to bring back the Equal Rights Amendment.
03/29/2007
00:11
The Colbert ReportS3 E45
Sign Off - Goodnight, Ladies
Stephen says goodnight -- to the ladies.
04/09/2007
02:04
The Colbert ReportS3 E45
Ethnic Slurs
We have free speech in America, which means never having to say you're sorry to Hungarians.
04/09/2007
05:08
The Colbert ReportS3 E45
Colin Beavan
As Colin Beavan talks about his environmentally conscientious lifestyle, Stephen times him with a microwave.
04/09/2007
06:09
The Colbert ReportS3 E45
Katrina vanden Heuvel
The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel comes back to The Report to talk about truthiness.
04/09/2007
05:17
The Colbert ReportS3 E45
End of Lent
Stephen makes good on his promise to Jesus that he would give up sweets for Lent.
04/09/2007
00:32
The Colbert ReportS3 E45
Intro - 4/9/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel, and the housing market is in crisis.
04/09/2007
00:56
The Colbert ReportS3 E45
Formula 401K
Use Stephen's Formula 401K, and you'll have a dependent by next tax season.
04/09/2007
02:18
The Colbert ReportS3 E46
The Apology
Stephen finds out that Hungarians can play the guitar after all.
04/10/2007
02:42
The Colbert ReportS3 E46
Stiff Upper Lip
You don't build an empire with feelings -- unless you're Oprah.
04/10/2007
06:18
The Colbert ReportS3 E46
Jeannette Walls
Jeannette Walls, author of "The Glass Castle," finds out what happens when Stephen throws stones.
04/10/2007
02:22
The Colbert ReportS3 E46
Bears & Balls - Home
If you're selling your home, fill it with an enticing aroma -- like pheromones. Works for deer hunting.
04/10/2007
00:34
The Colbert ReportS3 E46
Intro - 4/10/07
Stephen sits down with author Jeannette Walls and talks about the bursting housing bubble.
04/10/2007
02:47
The Colbert ReportS3 E46
Stephen's Racial Slurs
Stephen thought he put the controversy surrounding his racial slurs to rest by replaying the comments and not apologizing.
04/10/2007
03:20
The Colbert ReportS3 E46
The Word - Hip Replacement
When people start following "The Young Invincibles," health care will go the way of acid washed jeans.
04/10/2007
00:52
The Colbert ReportS3 E47
Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy
If Stephen has one complaint about the news media these days, it's that the Anna Nicole Smith case is not getting the coverage it deserves.
04/11/2007
03:48
The Colbert ReportS3 E47
The Great Turtle Race
Normally, Stephen isn't an endangered species-hugger, unless he's hugging a snow leopard out of its last breath.
04/11/2007
03:54
The Colbert ReportS3 E47
Sport Report - Spirit Loses
The Saginaw Spirit's season is over, but Stephen looks forward to covering Ontario League Hockey again next year.
04/11/2007
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