The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Lottery Jackpot
Season 8 • 01/07/2004
Two women are fighting over ownership of a $62 million lottery ticket.
Intro - First Vegas WeddingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Now that Britney Spears has gotten marriage over, she can go back to being a soulless marketing machine.
Tom Brokaw Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Tom Brokaw discusses the differences between covering Republican and Democratic administrations.
Moment of Zen - Democratic NomineeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Governor Howard Dean pledges to support the Democratic Party's eventual nominee for president and urges his fellow candidates to do the same.
Preview - 1/8/04The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon identifies several words hidden within the name "Charlize Theron."
Headlines - Mars Attacked!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Mars -- it's like it almost reaches out to bore you.
Headlines - Bovine InterventionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The USDA bans cattle brains and spinal columns from the food market -- good news for consumers, bad news for Bennigan's new Smoky Vertebrae Poppers.
Moment of Zen - MarsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A NASA official is not surprised by the recent images from Mars.
Elijah WoodThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
If Elijah Wood goes into the music business, he'll either do it on his own terms or be a vicious prick.
Back in Black - Regrettable BehaviorThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Lewis Black reviews recent sports celebrity bad behavior -- Pete Rose's gambling admission, Joe Namath's sportscaster kissing and Steve Irwin's baby dangling.
Mission to MarsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
If we don't find a renewable supply of rocks on Mars, one day you may reach down for something to throw at your neighbor's window and nothing will be there.
Intro - Lottery JackpotThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
What kind of message does it send to people who work hard and spend all of their money on lottery tickets instead of food and clothing to still end up with nothing?
The Colbert Report - PreviewThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
On the next Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert gives it good to some guy, plus he'll read portions of his new book, "Don't Buy This Book if You Don't Have Any Balls."
Moment of Zen - US-VISITThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Tom Ridge announces that the new security system, US-VISIT will pull the welcome mat from terrorists and anyone wishing America harm.
Cruisin' for a Boozin'The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Louisiana decides to join Minnesota, California and every other state in making it illegal to drink and drive.
Digital Watch - Camera PhoneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Ed Helms concludes the camera phone combines the rapid battery depletion of a high-powered digital camera with the image production capability of a phone.
Charlize TheronThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Charlize Theron talks about the sympathy she felt for the serial killer she portrayed in her latest movie.
Headlines - Catch Us if You ScanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
As a nation founded by immigrants, America honors that heritage by preserving the pictures and fingerprints of everybody entering the country.
Intro - HoboThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon is still not smoking, he hasn't gained any weight, but he did kill a hobo with his bare hands again.
Canada ColdThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Canadians aren't polite and quiet, they're frozen stiff.
Celebrity MoleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The White House draws up Iraqi war plans, six months before the 9/11 attacks.
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