The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - US-VISIT

Season 8 • 01/08/2004

Tom Ridge says that US-VISIT will pull the welcome mat from terrorists.

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Elijah Wood

If Elijah Wood goes into the music business, he'll either do it on his own terms or be a vicious prick.
01/07/2004
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Back in Black - Regrettable Behavior

Lewis Black reviews recent sports celebrity bad behavior -- Pete Rose's gambling admission, Joe Namath's sportscaster kissing and Steve Irwin's baby dangling.
01/07/2004
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Mission to Mars

If we don't find a renewable supply of rocks on Mars, one day you may reach down for something to throw at your neighbor's window and nothing will be there.
01/07/2004
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Intro - Lottery Jackpot

What kind of message does it send to people who work hard and spend all of their money on lottery tickets instead of food and clothing to still end up with nothing?
01/07/2004
01:20

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The Colbert Report - Preview

On the next Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert gives it good to some guy, plus he'll read portions of his new book, "Don't Buy This Book if You Don't Have Any Balls."
01/08/2004
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Cruisin' for a Boozin'

Louisiana decides to join Minnesota, California and every other state in making it illegal to drink and drive.
01/08/2004
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Digital Watch - Camera Phone

Ed Helms concludes the camera phone combines the rapid battery depletion of a high-powered digital camera with the image production capability of a phone.
01/08/2004
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Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron talks about the sympathy she felt for the serial killer she portrayed in her latest movie.
01/08/2004
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Headlines - Catch Us if You Scan

As a nation founded by immigrants, America honors that heritage by preserving the pictures and fingerprints of everybody entering the country.
01/08/2004
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Intro - Hobo

Jon is still not smoking, he hasn't gained any weight, but he did kill a hobo with his bare hands again.
01/08/2004
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Moment of Zen - US-VISIT

Tom Ridge announces that the new security system, US-VISIT will pull the welcome mat from terrorists and anyone wishing America harm.
01/08/2004
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Canada Cold

Canadians aren't polite and quiet, they're frozen stiff.
01/12/2004
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Celebrity Mole

The White House draws up Iraqi war plans, six months before the 9/11 attacks.
01/12/2004
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Moment of Zen - Paul O'Neal

Former Treasury Secretary, Paul O'Neal doesn't think he'll be attacked for telling the truth about George W. Bush.
01/12/2004
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Right Out Of The Closet

Ed Helms explains that conservatives are here and control the entire government, most major corporations and many media outlets. Get used to it.
01/12/2004
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Atkins Meat Puppets

Carbohydrates are the new evil -- just as an earlier generation scorned fat, and the generation before that, Communism.
01/12/2004
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Headlines - Aliens

George W. Bush announces an overhaul of American's immigration policy that will offer amnesty to undocumented aliens -- if they'll vote for him.
01/12/2004
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Richard Lewis

Richard Lewis rants about President Bush, the soldiers, patriotism and domestic policy...all in one breath.
01/12/2004
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Headlines - Tex Mex

Generalissimo George W. Bush meets with Mexican President Vicente Fox.
01/13/2004
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Moment of Zen - Club For Growth

A conservative activist group, Club for Growth, airs an ad against Howard Dean.
01/13/2004
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Showdown in Iowa

Rob Corddry believes Howard Dean should leave Iowa for the weekend and have a great time in Illinois.
01/13/2004
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