The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Don't Mess With Don't Mess With Texas
Season 9 • 08/17/2004
Correspondent Rob Corddry has seen websites with men littering on women.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Mess O'Potamia - Sensitivity
Just a day after attacking John Kerry for saying the U.S. needs to be more sensitive in the war on terror, President Bush uses the same language.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Imam Ali Mosque
The Bush Administration exercises great sensitivity in not raiding a holy mosque in Iraq where insurgents are camped out.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Governor Resignations
Jon hopes that New Jersey Governor's resignation for being gay isn't the reason he did so, but it probably is.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 False Hope Alive
Illegal immigrants compete in Fear Factor-like stunts for a chance at a winning a "green card."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Bryan Keefer
Author Bryan Keefer discusses his new book, and the sophisticated spin techniques employed by the Bush Administration.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 McGreevey Resigns
The world is ready for gay people to stand up and proudly say, we can be every bit as corrupt, sick and selfish as "normal people."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Moment of Zen - Jim McGreevey
Senator Jim McGreevey felt ambivalent and confused as a child.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 High on the Olympics
The internet and news sources have ruined the excitement of the Olympics for Jon Stewart.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 GOV Story
Homosexual Governor Jim McGreevey and his wife are still working on the issues they have to work on.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Senator Norm Coleman
Senator Norm Coleman went from being a Jewish Democrat in Brooklyn to a Republican in Minnesota.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Don't Mess With Don't Mess With Texas
The popular slogan Don't Mess With Texas was originally aimed at litter prevention but now appears on tons of future litter.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Moving Private Ryan
President Bush announces the troops will finally be coming home, but not the troops you're thinking of and not for another ten years.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 A Round of Shots
Ed Helms wonders if there is anything more terrifying than a bar full of people without guns.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Tough Cell
Laura Bush attacks stem cell research proponents as sellers of false hope.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Moment of Zen - Torch
A woman holding a torch slides down a wire to a stage in Times Square.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Intro - Muqtada al-Sadr
Muqtada al-Sadr decides to throw away the militia and join the political process.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Burt Reynolds
Burt Reynolds tells Jon how they cast the stuttering rapist in "Deliverance."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 To the Bapt Cave!
Archaeologists excavate a cave that may be the site of many of the baptisms performed by John the Baptist -- or as he was known to his friends -- Johnny Wet Fingers.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Seth Green
Seth Green and Jon talk about blinged-out bears and your civic duty.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Indecision 2004 Peaceful Protest Discount
Mayor Bloomberg embarks on an ambitious program to reward peaceful protestors with cheaper fast food.
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