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Season 5 • 01/26/2009
If you were offended by anything tonight, call 1-877-SEAN-930.
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03:42
The Colbert Report
S5
Un-American News - President Obama Edition
Palestinians want to be happy for Barack Obama, but they have to feel the opposite of Israel.
01/22/2009
00:17
The Colbert Report
S5
Refreshing Sierra Mist
Kids, if you're playing at home, tonight's secret word is Refreshing Sierra Mist.
01/22/2009
05:28
The Colbert Report
S5
Jon Meacham
Jon Meacham thinks Andrew Jackson would have loved YouTube.
01/22/2009
06:03
The Colbert Report
S5
Better Know a Lobby - NAACP
Even after Barack Obama's election, NAACP president Benjamin Jealous won't admit racism is over.
01/22/2009
00:32
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 1/22/09
The world reacts to President Obama and Stephen yells back in Esperanto.
01/22/2009
03:55
The Colbert Report
S5
Tip/Wag - John Yarmuth's Holiday Card
Stephen tips his hat to John Yarmuth for his kittenless Christmas card.
01/26/2009
05:21
The Colbert Report
S5
Ed Young
Pastor Ed Young believes more sex will help marriages.
01/26/2009
04:40
The Colbert Report
S5
Obama's New Science Policy - Chris Mooney
Chris Mooney thinks scientists are going to be much closer to Barack Obama than they were to George W. Bush.
01/26/2009
00:30
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 1/26/09
An executive order shuts down our secret prisons. Now where will we get our secret license plates?
01/26/2009
05:12
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen's Secret Prison
Stephen is forced to release Omar after his secret prison is shut down.
01/26/2009
00:23
The Colbert Report
S5
1-877-SEAN-930
Call 1-877-SEAN-930 if you were offended by anything you heard on tonight's program.
01/26/2009
03:12
The Colbert Report
S5
Bill O'Reilly Doesn't Report Rumors
Bill O'Reilly will not report on rumors of Caroline Kennedy having an affair.
01/27/2009
00:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 1/27/09
President Obama appears on Arab TV and it's not "CSI: Abu Dhabi."
01/27/2009
02:16
The Colbert Report
S5
Omar Returns
If you love something, set it free from the secret prison under your desk.
01/27/2009
05:17
The Colbert Report
S5
Cheating Death - Lung Health
If air with fewer particles will extend your life for five months, logically air with no particles should extend it indefinitely.
01/27/2009
02:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Al Arabiya Kidnaps Obama
President Obama is held hostage by a terrorist group calling themselves the Al Arabiya television network.
01/27/2009
06:21
The Colbert Report
S5
Philippe Petit
Philippe Petit isn't courageous -- he's following his passion.
01/27/2009
00:22
The Colbert Report
S5
Call 1-877-SEAN-930
If you're offended by Holocaust deniers call 1-877-SEAN-930.
01/28/2009
00:34
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 1/28/09
The House passes the $800 billion stimulus plan. China, could we interest you in a slightly used Oregon?
01/28/2009
05:57
The Colbert Report
S5
Denis Dutton
Denis Dutton says art is a tool for propagating.
01/28/2009
05:51
The Colbert Report
S5
Countdown to Atomic Disaster - The Wing-Ageddon
Watching the Super Bowl without a plate of chicken wings is like making love without a plate of chicken wings.
01/28/2009
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