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Season 5 • 01/26/2009

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06:03

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Better Know a Lobby - NAACP

Even after Barack Obama's election, NAACP president Benjamin Jealous won't admit racism is over.
01/22/2009
00:32

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Intro - 1/22/09

The world reacts to President Obama and Stephen yells back in Esperanto.
01/22/2009
03:55

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Tip/Wag - John Yarmuth's Holiday Card

Stephen tips his hat to John Yarmuth for his kittenless Christmas card.
01/26/2009
05:21

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Ed Young

Pastor Ed Young believes more sex will help marriages.
01/26/2009
03:03

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Exclusive - Homer's Tips and Wags

Stephen's wrongfully imprisoned Greek friend Homer tries to help out around the office.
01/26/2009
03:02

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Exclusive - Homer and the Prison Under Stephen's Desk

Homer, Stephen's ex-prisoner, is The Report's newest hire. Take a look at his former digs.
01/26/2009
04:40

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Obama's New Science Policy - Chris Mooney

Chris Mooney thinks scientists are going to be much closer to Barack Obama than they were to George W. Bush.
01/26/2009
02:15

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Exclusive - Homer Does Research

Stephen's ex-prisoner Homer helps out The Colbert Report's research department.
01/26/2009
00:30

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Intro - 1/26/09

An executive order shuts down our secret prisons. Now where will we get our secret license plates?
01/26/2009
05:12

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Stephen's Secret Prison

Stephen is forced to release Omar after his secret prison is shut down.
01/26/2009
00:23

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1-877-SEAN-930

Call 1-877-SEAN-930 if you were offended by anything you heard on tonight's program.
01/26/2009
03:12

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Bill O'Reilly Doesn't Report Rumors

Bill O'Reilly will not report on rumors of Caroline Kennedy having an affair.
01/27/2009
00:31

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Intro - 1/27/09

President Obama appears on Arab TV and it's not "CSI: Abu Dhabi."
01/27/2009
02:16

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Omar Returns

If you love something, set it free from the secret prison under your desk.
01/27/2009
05:17

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Cheating Death - Lung Health

If air with fewer particles will extend your life for five months, logically air with no particles should extend it indefinitely.
01/27/2009
02:31

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Al Arabiya Kidnaps Obama

President Obama is held hostage by a terrorist group calling themselves the Al Arabiya television network.
01/27/2009
06:21

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Philippe Petit

Philippe Petit isn't courageous -- he's following his passion.
01/27/2009
00:22

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Call 1-877-SEAN-930

If you're offended by Holocaust deniers call 1-877-SEAN-930.
01/28/2009
00:34

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Intro - 1/28/09

The House passes the $800 billion stimulus plan. China, could we interest you in a slightly used Oregon?
01/28/2009
01:43

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Exclusive - Better Know a Beatle - Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney explains how to hunt vegetables.
01/28/2009
05:57

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Denis Dutton

Denis Dutton says art is a tool for propagating.
01/28/2009
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