The Colbert Report
Season 5 • 01/26/2009
If you were offended by anything tonight, call 1-877-SEAN-930.
The Colbert ReportS5 Un-American News - President Obama Edition
Palestinians want to be happy for Barack Obama, but they have to feel the opposite of Israel.
The Colbert ReportS5 Refreshing Sierra Mist
Kids, if you're playing at home, tonight's secret word is Refreshing Sierra Mist.
The Colbert ReportS5 Jon Meacham
Jon Meacham thinks Andrew Jackson would have loved YouTube.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a Lobby - NAACP
Even after Barack Obama's election, NAACP president Benjamin Jealous won't admit racism is over.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/22/09
The world reacts to President Obama and Stephen yells back in Esperanto.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - John Yarmuth's Holiday Card
Stephen tips his hat to John Yarmuth for his kittenless Christmas card.
The Colbert ReportS5 Obama's New Science Policy - Chris Mooney
Chris Mooney thinks scientists are going to be much closer to Barack Obama than they were to George W. Bush.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/26/09
An executive order shuts down our secret prisons. Now where will we get our secret license plates?
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Secret Prison
Stephen is forced to release Omar after his secret prison is shut down.
The Colbert ReportS5 1-877-SEAN-930
Call 1-877-SEAN-930 if you were offended by anything you heard on tonight's program.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bill O'Reilly Doesn't Report Rumors
Bill O'Reilly will not report on rumors of Caroline Kennedy having an affair.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/27/09
President Obama appears on Arab TV and it's not "CSI: Abu Dhabi."
The Colbert ReportS5 Omar Returns
If you love something, set it free from the secret prison under your desk.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cheating Death - Lung Health
If air with fewer particles will extend your life for five months, logically air with no particles should extend it indefinitely.
The Colbert ReportS5 Al Arabiya Kidnaps Obama
President Obama is held hostage by a terrorist group calling themselves the Al Arabiya television network.
The Colbert ReportS5 Philippe Petit
Philippe Petit isn't courageous -- he's following his passion.
The Colbert ReportS5 Call 1-877-SEAN-930
If you're offended by Holocaust deniers call 1-877-SEAN-930.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/28/09
The House passes the $800 billion stimulus plan. China, could we interest you in a slightly used Oregon?
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