The Colbert Report
Countdown to Atomic Disaster - The Wing-Ageddon
Season 5 • 01/28/2009
Sure, buffalo wings are messy, but so is democracy.
1-877-SEAN-930The Colbert ReportS5
Call 1-877-SEAN-930 if you were offended by anything you heard on tonight's program.
Bill O'Reilly Doesn't Report RumorsThe Colbert ReportS5
Bill O'Reilly will not report on rumors of Caroline Kennedy having an affair.
Intro - 1/27/09The Colbert ReportS5
President Obama appears on Arab TV and it's not "CSI: Abu Dhabi."
Omar ReturnsThe Colbert ReportS5
If you love something, set it free from the secret prison under your desk.
Cheating Death - Lung HealthThe Colbert ReportS5
If air with fewer particles will extend your life for five months, logically air with no particles should extend it indefinitely.
Al Arabiya Kidnaps ObamaThe Colbert ReportS5
President Obama is held hostage by a terrorist group calling themselves the Al Arabiya television network.
Philippe PetitThe Colbert ReportS5
Philippe Petit isn't courageous -- he's following his passion.
Call 1-877-SEAN-930The Colbert ReportS5
If you're offended by Holocaust deniers call 1-877-SEAN-930.
Intro - 1/28/09The Colbert ReportS5
The House passes the $800 billion stimulus plan. China, could we interest you in a slightly used Oregon?
Countdown to Atomic Disaster - The Wing-AgeddonThe Colbert ReportS5
Watching the Super Bowl without a plate of chicken wings is like making love without a plate of chicken wings.
Goodnight Illinois Gov. Patrick QuinnThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen says goodnight to Illinois Governor Patrick Quinn.
Intro - 1/29/09The Colbert ReportS5
All 177 House Republicans say no to Obama's stimulus package. Shh! Don't tell them they don't control the House anymore.
Sport Report - Chicken Wing Spokesman Richard LobbThe Colbert ReportS5
Richard Lobb has advice for the man who has to choose between frying chicken wings and educating his kids.
John PodestaThe Colbert ReportS5
John Podesta believes that in the last nine days Barack Obama has shown he can make progress.
Rod Blagojevich Is ImpeachedThe Colbert ReportS5
Rod Blagojevich is impeached even after appearing on all the talk shows.
The Word - The Audacity of NopeThe Colbert ReportS5
If Republicans can't have a perfect bill to stimulate the economy, they'd rather have no economy at all.
So Long, FarewellThe Colbert ReportS5
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night.
The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay ActThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen will now have to discriminate under the table, which will be difficult, since that's where he usually does his harassing.
Nailed 'Em - Amtrak PhotographerThe Colbert ReportS5
Amtrak police arrest a man because he's taking pictures for their photography contest.
You may also like5 Videos
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed FriendsCursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
Out of Office Explores Remote Work AbsurdityOut of Office
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
A Front Row Seat to South Park The 25th Anniversary ConcertSouth ParkS25
Sing along to silly songs and classic symphonies from the show on South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert, premiering August 13 at 10/9c.