The Colbert Report

Denis Dutton

Season 5 • 01/28/2009

Denis Dutton believes Stephen is art.

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Bill O'Reilly Doesn't Report Rumors

Bill O'Reilly will not report on rumors of Caroline Kennedy having an affair.
01/27/2009
00:31

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Intro - 1/27/09

President Obama appears on Arab TV and it's not "CSI: Abu Dhabi."
01/27/2009
02:16

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Omar Returns

If you love something, set it free from the secret prison under your desk.
01/27/2009
05:17

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Cheating Death - Lung Health

If air with fewer particles will extend your life for five months, logically air with no particles should extend it indefinitely.
01/27/2009
02:31

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Al Arabiya Kidnaps Obama

President Obama is held hostage by a terrorist group calling themselves the Al Arabiya television network.
01/27/2009
06:21

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Philippe Petit

Philippe Petit isn't courageous -- he's following his passion.
01/27/2009
00:22

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Call 1-877-SEAN-930

If you're offended by Holocaust deniers call 1-877-SEAN-930.
01/28/2009
00:34

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Intro - 1/28/09

The House passes the $800 billion stimulus plan. China, could we interest you in a slightly used Oregon?
01/28/2009
01:43

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Exclusive - Better Know a Beatle - Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney explains how to hunt vegetables.
01/28/2009
05:51

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Countdown to Atomic Disaster - The Wing-Ageddon

Watching the Super Bowl without a plate of chicken wings is like making love without a plate of chicken wings.
01/28/2009
05:57

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Denis Dutton

Denis Dutton says art is a tool for propagating.
01/28/2009
00:06

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Goodnight Illinois Gov. Patrick Quinn

Stephen says goodnight to Illinois Governor Patrick Quinn.
01/29/2009
00:37

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Intro - 1/29/09

All 177 House Republicans say no to Obama's stimulus package. Shh! Don't tell them they don't control the House anymore.
01/29/2009
07:07

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Sport Report - Chicken Wing Spokesman Richard Lobb

Richard Lobb has advice for the man who has to choose between frying chicken wings and educating his kids.
01/29/2009
05:37

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John Podesta

John Podesta believes that in the last nine days Barack Obama has shown he can make progress.
01/29/2009
01:21

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Rod Blagojevich Is Impeached

Rod Blagojevich is impeached even after appearing on all the talk shows.
01/29/2009
05:24

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The Word - The Audacity of Nope

If Republicans can't have a perfect bill to stimulate the economy, they'd rather have no economy at all.
01/29/2009
00:14

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So Long, Farewell

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night.
02/02/2009
04:02

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The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act

Stephen will now have to discriminate under the table, which will be difficult, since that's where he usually does his harassing.
02/02/2009
05:39

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Nailed 'Em - Amtrak Photographer

Amtrak police arrest a man because he's taking pictures for their photography contest.
02/02/2009
03:05

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It Could Be Worse - Iceland

Iceland is a frigid rock in the middle of nowhere that has gone bankrupt and gone gay.
02/02/2009
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