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Intro - 4/30/09
Season 5 • 04/30/2009
President Obama completes his first 100 days -- took him long enough.
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00:30
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 4/29/09
The nation may have an education problem, and David Kessler thinks Americans eat too much, which means he must have eyes.
04/29/2009
00:14
The Colbert Report
S5
Feet Teeth
Don't forget to brush your teeth, including your feet teeth.
04/29/2009
04:51
The Colbert Report
S5
Enemy Swine: A Pigcalypse Now
Stephen calms everyone down with his advice on swine flu.
04/29/2009
05:08
The Colbert Report
S5
David Kessler
David Kessler wants to save lives by getting Americans to eat less.
04/29/2009
06:33
The Colbert Report
S5
I's On Edjukashun - Textbooks, AmeriCorps & Strip-Search
Fox News exposes liberal textbooks, AmeriCorps increases its mind control, and a girl is strip-searched for ibuprofen.
04/29/2009
02:01
The Colbert Report
S5
Ahmadinejad Steals Obama's Slogan
Obama should have anticipated that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would copy him and picked a more effective anti-nuclear campaign slogan.
04/29/2009
05:22
The Colbert Report
S5
Ethan Nadelmann
Ethan Nadelmann wants to remove marijuana from the criminal justice system and put it into the taxation and regulation systems.
04/30/2009
08:37
The Colbert Report
S5
President Obama - The First 14 Mondays
The true test of a president: running the country while living Garfield's worst nightmare.
04/30/2009
04:49
The Colbert Report
S5
Obama's First 14 Mondays - Jonathan Alter
Jonathan Alter tells Stephen how Obama's first 14 Mondays stack up against FDR's.
04/30/2009
00:14
The Colbert Report
S5
The After Show
Stick around for the after-the-show show, which is Monday night's episode.
04/30/2009
00:24
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 4/30/09
President Obama finally completes his first 100 days, and don't tell Ethan Nadelmann Stephen's wearing a wire.
04/30/2009
03:22
The Colbert Report
S5
Code Word - Empathy
Clearly, Obama plans to appoint a drug-addled evolutionist with swine flu to the Supreme Court.
05/04/2009
03:47
The Colbert Report
S5
The Prescott Group Bailout
Help your old friends at the Prescott Group because if they go down, they're taking you with them.
05/04/2009
05:54
The Colbert Report
S5
J.J. Abrams
J.J. Abrams reveals clues to Stephen's Persian Gulf mystery before Romulan Stephen demands revenge.
05/04/2009
00:23
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off - Colbert Nation Home
Every great American's interactive adventure starts with colbertnation.com.
05/04/2009
05:56
The Colbert Report
S5
Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movie Edition
"Up" is a fantastic solution to our Social Security problem: we tie old people to balloons and let them fly away.
05/04/2009
00:19
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off - iTeam
Unless Apple has an application called iTeam, there's no "I" in team.
05/05/2009
05:43
The Colbert Report
S5
Paul Rieckhoff
Paul Rieckhoff wants to make sure returning veterans get education, employment and health care support.
05/05/2009
05:15
The Colbert Report
S5
Picking a New Supreme Court Justice - Cliff Sloan
Cliff Sloan estimates that the odds on the new Supreme Court justice being a white male are close to zero, even if that male is Stephen.
05/05/2009
01:50
The Colbert Report
S5
Cinco de Mayo Precautions
This year, Stephen celebrates Cinco de Mayo with a quarantined three-bean dip and a Hazmat-suited pinata filled with Tamiflu.
05/05/2009
05:57
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Captain Kangaroo Court
Condoleezza Rice and Dick Cheney should have to explain their nuanced rationale for torture to a jury of children.
05/05/2009
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