The Colbert Report
Obama's First 14 Mondays - Jonathan Alter
Season 5 • 04/30/2009
Jonathan Alter compares FDR's first 14 Mondays to Barack Obama's.
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Jonathan Alter tells Stephen how Obama's first 14 Mondays stack up against FDR's.
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