The Colbert Report
ThreatDown - Threats
Season 1 • 12/07/2005
Pour yourself another eggnog and prepare to have the living shit scared out of you.
Anderson CooperThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen is getting tired of all the comparisons between himself and Anderson Cooper.
The Word - BacksiesThe Colbert ReportS1
The free ride is over now that corporations are adopting the beloved childhood ritual of backsies.
Season of GivingThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen frowns on nameless acts of charity because they're the coward's way out.
Better Know a District - Virginia's 8th - Jim MoranThe Colbert ReportS1
There is nothing Stephen can do to get Jim Moran to take a swing at him.
Fract - The Star Spangled BannerThe Colbert ReportS1
It's a common misconception that Francis Scott Key wrote "The Star Spangled Banner."
Intro - 12/6/05The Colbert ReportS1
Stephen Colbert introduces tonight's topics, including Americans dying poor and ABC's new anchors. Plus, Representative Jim Moran and Anderson Cooper stop by.
Intro - 12/7/05The Colbert ReportS1
Tonight, Stephen sits down with Congressional Quarterly columnist Craig Crawford and previews the war on Christmas.
The Word - Hell, No!The Colbert ReportS1
Americans aren't willing to just give Hugo Chavez their hearts and minds, but they'll trade them for oil.
Burritos Happy HolidaysThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen finds a blatant example of anti-Christmas secularism run amok.
Craig CrawfordThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen and Craig Crawford go way back to their youthful days at the alternative congressional paper, the Congressional Fortnightly.
ThreatDown - ThreatsThe Colbert ReportS1
Another terrorist attack is "inevitable" now that the 9/11 Commission has told the terrorists it is.
The MallomarThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen responds to an uplifting story in The New York Times about the Mallomar cookie.
Papa Bear Nailed HimThe Colbert ReportS1
After witnessing Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly nail journalist Joel Stein, Stephen makes an addition to the Nailed Hall of Fame.
Intro - 12/8/07The Colbert ReportS1
Papa Bear nails someone, Christmas movies that Jesus would pan and a visit from Peggy Noonan on this episode of The Colbert Report.
Nationwide Secret SantaThe Colbert ReportS1
An article about a town-wide Secret Santa program inspires Stephen to up the ante by starting one nationwide.
Peggy NoonanThe Colbert ReportS1
Peggy Noonan speaks with Stephen about her new book and President Bush's bad luck.
The Word - Satisfied?The Colbert ReportS1
A Native American group sues the government for $100 billion, but settles for a postage stamp.
Movies That Are Destroying America - ChristmasThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen recommends "Brokeback Mountain" for the family, but takes serious issue with "The Family Stone" and "The Chronicles of Narnia."
The Word - Belly Achin'The Colbert ReportS1
Ford Motors recently made health insurance cuts, but that's the way it should be -- cars and health insurance have nothing to do with each other.
Harry SmithThe Colbert ReportS1
Harry Smith of "The Early Show" shares some his favorite interviews and narrowly avoids getting nailed.
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