The Colbert Report
Better Know a District - Virginia's 8th - Jim Moran
Season 1 • 12/06/2005
If Representative Jim Moran doesn't fight Stephen, he's a coward.
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Lock your doors and windows, America. There's an escaped criminal on the loose.
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Tonight, Stephen covers the Kennedy Center awards and asks Maureen Dowd if he's necessary.
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The free ride is over now that corporations are adopting the beloved childhood ritual of backsies.
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Stephen frowns on nameless acts of charity because they're the coward's way out.
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Stephen Colbert introduces tonight's topics, including Americans dying poor and ABC's new anchors. Plus, Representative Jim Moran and Anderson Cooper stop by.
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There is nothing Stephen can do to get Jim Moran to take a swing at him.
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Stephen finds a blatant example of anti-Christmas secularism run amok.
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Another terrorist attack is "inevitable" now that the 9/11 Commission has told the terrorists it is.
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Stephen and Craig Crawford go way back to their youthful days at the alternative congressional paper, the Congressional Fortnightly.
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Stephen responds to an uplifting story in The New York Times about the Mallomar cookie.
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