The Colbert Report
Burritos Happy Holidays
Season 1 • 12/07/2005
Stephen isn't celebrating holidays -- he's celebrating holiday.
The Colbert ReportS1 Anderson Cooper
Stephen is getting tired of all the comparisons between himself and Anderson Cooper.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Backsies
The free ride is over now that corporations are adopting the beloved childhood ritual of backsies.
The Colbert ReportS1 Season of Giving
Stephen frowns on nameless acts of charity because they're the coward's way out.
The Colbert ReportS1 Better Know a District - Virginia's 8th - Jim Moran
There is nothing Stephen can do to get Jim Moran to take a swing at him.
The Colbert ReportS1 Fract - The Star Spangled Banner
It's a common misconception that Francis Scott Key wrote "The Star Spangled Banner."
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 12/6/05
Stephen Colbert introduces tonight's topics, including Americans dying poor and ABC's new anchors. Plus, Representative Jim Moran and Anderson Cooper stop by.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 12/7/05
Tonight, Stephen sits down with Congressional Quarterly columnist Craig Crawford and previews the war on Christmas.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Hell, No!
Americans aren't willing to just give Hugo Chavez their hearts and minds, but they'll trade them for oil.
The Colbert ReportS1 ThreatDown - Threats
Another terrorist attack is "inevitable" now that the 9/11 Commission has told the terrorists it is.
The Colbert ReportS1 Craig Crawford
Stephen and Craig Crawford go way back to their youthful days at the alternative congressional paper, the Congressional Fortnightly.
The Colbert ReportS1 Burritos Happy Holidays
Stephen finds a blatant example of anti-Christmas secularism run amok.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Mallomar
Stephen responds to an uplifting story in The New York Times about the Mallomar cookie.
The Colbert ReportS1 Papa Bear Nailed Him
After witnessing Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly nail journalist Joel Stein, Stephen makes an addition to the Nailed Hall of Fame.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 12/8/07
Papa Bear nails someone, Christmas movies that Jesus would pan and a visit from Peggy Noonan on this episode of The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS1 Nationwide Secret Santa
An article about a town-wide Secret Santa program inspires Stephen to up the ante by starting one nationwide.
The Colbert ReportS1 Peggy Noonan
Peggy Noonan speaks with Stephen about her new book and President Bush's bad luck.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Satisfied?
A Native American group sues the government for $100 billion, but settles for a postage stamp.
The Colbert ReportS1 Movies That Are Destroying America - Christmas
Stephen recommends "Brokeback Mountain" for the family, but takes serious issue with "The Family Stone" and "The Chronicles of Narnia."
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Belly Achin'
Ford Motors recently made health insurance cuts, but that's the way it should be -- cars and health insurance have nothing to do with each other.
The Colbert ReportS1 Harry Smith
Harry Smith of "The Early Show" shares some his favorite interviews and narrowly avoids getting nailed.
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