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Burritos Happy Holidays
Season 1 • 12/07/2005
Stephen isn't celebrating holidays -- he's celebrating holiday.
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05:53
The Colbert Report
S1
Anderson Cooper
Stephen is getting tired of all the comparisons between himself and Anderson Cooper.
12/06/2005
02:35
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Backsies
The free ride is over now that corporations are adopting the beloved childhood ritual of backsies.
12/06/2005
00:31
The Colbert Report
S1
Season of Giving
Stephen frowns on nameless acts of charity because they're the coward's way out.
12/06/2005
07:00
The Colbert Report
S1
Better Know a District - Virginia's 8th - Jim Moran
There is nothing Stephen can do to get Jim Moran to take a swing at him.
12/06/2005
00:09
The Colbert Report
S1
Fract - The Star Spangled Banner
It's a common misconception that Francis Scott Key wrote "The Star Spangled Banner."
12/06/2005
00:38
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 12/6/05
Stephen Colbert introduces tonight's topics, including Americans dying poor and ABC's new anchors. Plus, Representative Jim Moran and Anderson Cooper stop by.
12/06/2005
00:36
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 12/7/05
Tonight, Stephen sits down with Congressional Quarterly columnist Craig Crawford and previews the war on Christmas.
12/07/2005
03:14
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Hell, No!
Americans aren't willing to just give Hugo Chavez their hearts and minds, but they'll trade them for oil.
12/07/2005
05:33
The Colbert Report
S1
ThreatDown - Threats
Another terrorist attack is "inevitable" now that the 9/11 Commission has told the terrorists it is.
12/07/2005
05:28
The Colbert Report
S1
Craig Crawford
Stephen and Craig Crawford go way back to their youthful days at the alternative congressional paper, the Congressional Fortnightly.
12/07/2005
04:46
The Colbert Report
S1
Burritos Happy Holidays
Stephen finds a blatant example of anti-Christmas secularism run amok.
12/07/2005
01:58
The Colbert Report
S1
The Mallomar
Stephen responds to an uplifting story in The New York Times about the Mallomar cookie.
12/08/2005
02:02
The Colbert Report
S1
Papa Bear Nailed Him
After witnessing Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly nail journalist Joel Stein, Stephen makes an addition to the Nailed Hall of Fame.
12/08/2005
00:33
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 12/8/07
Papa Bear nails someone, Christmas movies that Jesus would pan and a visit from Peggy Noonan on this episode of The Colbert Report.
12/08/2005
01:33
The Colbert Report
S1
Nationwide Secret Santa
An article about a town-wide Secret Santa program inspires Stephen to up the ante by starting one nationwide.
12/08/2005
07:52
The Colbert Report
S1
Peggy Noonan
Peggy Noonan speaks with Stephen about her new book and President Bush's bad luck.
12/08/2005
02:47
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Satisfied?
A Native American group sues the government for $100 billion, but settles for a postage stamp.
12/08/2005
03:38
The Colbert Report
S1
Movies That Are Destroying America - Christmas
Stephen recommends "Brokeback Mountain" for the family, but takes serious issue with "The Family Stone" and "The Chronicles of Narnia."
12/08/2005
02:42
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Belly Achin'
Ford Motors recently made health insurance cuts, but that's the way it should be -- cars and health insurance have nothing to do with each other.
12/12/2005
05:38
The Colbert Report
S1
Harry Smith
Harry Smith of "The Early Show" shares some his favorite interviews and narrowly avoids getting nailed.
12/12/2005
03:34
The Colbert Report
S1
The Real Christmas
Stephen knows what Christmas is really about: fire, bull testicles, shoe-fruit and black elves.
12/12/2005
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