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Morgan Spurlock
Season 2 • 08/16/2006
Stephen and Morgan Spurlock wonder what Jesus would buy.
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03:01
The Colbert Report
S2
French Fries
Stephen is upset that Congress has reversed their greatest accomplishment by changing "freedom fries" back to French fries.
08/14/2006
05:13
The Colbert Report
S2
Jon's Apology
Jon Stewart becomes the first entry on Stephen's Called Out board before finally walking a mile in Geraldo's mustache.
08/14/2006
02:07
The Colbert Report
S2
Peaceland
A cease-fire between Hezbollah and Israel brings an end to Stephen's quest for World War III.
08/14/2006
00:07
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - E-Mail Password
America, rest assured -- Stephen is looking out for you through the Internet.
08/14/2006
03:45
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - El Comandante
For Fidel Castro's 80th birthday he got what Stephen's always wanted -- a visit from Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
08/16/2006
03:48
The Colbert Report
S2
Alan Schlesinger
The Bush administration is not hanging Senate candidate Alan Schlesinger out to dry -- they are hanging him out to moisten.
08/16/2006
01:46
The Colbert Report
S2
Let's Make This Happen
Stephen Colbert surpassed Chuck Norris in votes to name a bridge in Hungary after him.
08/16/2006
01:01
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - Historic Hoax
Stephen offers NASA the use of his studio so they can re-shoot the "moon landing."
08/16/2006
00:33
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 8/16/06
Stephen celebrates Fidel Castro, looks back at the Cold War and interviews FX host Morgan Spurlock.
08/16/2006
02:49
The Colbert Report
S2
Was It Really That Bad? - Cold War
The Berlin Wall provided career-defining moments for President Reagan and German metal band the Scorpions.
08/16/2006
05:24
The Colbert Report
S2
Morgan Spurlock
Stephen asks Morgan Spurlock why he'd want to know what other people's lives are like.
08/16/2006
02:07
The Colbert Report
S2
Continuity
Viewers alert Stephen to the fact that Killer is on a commando mission to rescue Stephen Jr. and couldn't possibly have been on the previous night's show.
08/17/2006
06:04
The Colbert Report
S2
Neil Young
Stephen Colbert and Neil Young get out their guitars.
08/17/2006
02:43
The Colbert Report
S2
Better Know a District - California's 31st
In California's 31st district, the who's whom do where's when with the why what.
08/17/2006
00:34
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 8/17/06
Stephen reports on Pluto, interviews Neil Young, and talks with Hollywood Congressman Javier Becerra.
08/17/2006
04:16
The Colbert Report
S2
Better Know a District - California's 31st - Javier Becerra
Why does Congressman Javier Becerra wants to translate our American paintings into Spanish?
08/17/2006
04:19
The Colbert Report
S2
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and Stephen Colbert trash talk spheres in the running to be new planets.
08/17/2006
02:23
The Colbert Report
S2
Green Screen Challenge - The Announcement
The Report starts showing your bold depictions of Stephen's heroic fight.
08/21/2006
00:32
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 8/21/06
Stephen reports on drug companies, a British food study and interviews linguist Geoffrey Nunberg.
08/21/2006
02:14
The Colbert Report
S2
Atheists in Foxholes
Stephen recommends shipping atheists to war so they can destroy someone else's society for a change.
08/21/2006
03:21
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Side Effects
Criminals owe a debt to society, so let's put them to work making money for the pharmaceutical industry.
08/21/2006
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